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ROCBillsBeliever

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  1. 21 - Bryce Love III - RB - Stanford 22 - Vita Vea - DT - Washington Package both 2nd rounders to move up and snag best QB available in late 1st / early 2nd.
  2. In past years, maybe, but McBeane seems to have a keen nose for finding talented players in later rounds. Plus, we need all the talent they can find. I say keep as many as possible, unless there is a guy McBeane really wants. In a case like that, package some lower rounders to move up and get their guy, like they did last year.
  3. If I recall correctly, the 6th round pick we received from the Jags for Marcell Dareus COULD turn into a 5th round pick IF the following situations transpire: -Dareus plays the entirety of the 2017 season. -The Jags make the playoffs. Anybody have the details on this? Because it looks like both are happening. Not a huge deal, but a 5th could be a Milano or a Peterman. Just sayin'.
  4. 1. We are terrible everywhere, so any position we pick in the 2018 draft will help this team. 2. Due to #1, we can actually go BPA, which means we aren't skipping over better players to fill needs. EVERY POSITION IS A NEED! 3. Two 1sts, two 2nd's, and a 3rd in 2018. 4. The Chiefs somehow managed to pull a Bills move, and lost to the Giants, meaning the 1st we get from them will be a little higher. 5. As this water-logged Dixie-cup of a ship sinks, our draft capital goes up, up, and away! 6. Somebody stop me...
  5. "Are you serious? Are you serious, right now, Carolina? Are you serious?" #preach
  6. Two moves: 1. GM "A", of a quarterback wasteland of a franchise, misses out by minutes on a trade for a young QB with playoff experience at the trade deadline. 2. GM "B", of a team whose quarterback is thoroughly maligned by both his fanbase and the national media, deals some serious draft capital for a #1 wide receiver in the dying seconds of the trade period. Four questions: 1. Which move does a good GM make? 2. Which GM do you want leading your team? 3. Which GM have the Bills had in the past? 4. Which GM do the Bills have now? one... two... three... GO!
  7. I LOVE seeing Sourpuss Sully spend the first thirty-two seconds of this video chewing his tongue, and working up the gumption to say something positive about the Bills. He really dug deep for anything beyond his typical, putrid negativity. Game ball to Jerry Sullivan, folks, for giving 110% this week... Stay posi, Sully
  8. Failbook only speaks the truth. I bet my soul on it last week, and it did wonders for my complexion...
  9. Did anybody else notice: Tackles Solo Sacks TFL PD QB Hits TD INT Matt Milano 5 4 0 2 1 1 0 1 5th rounder out of Boston College... NAWWWT BAAAAAD! 55
  10. Bored and watching the Michigan vs Michigan State game. U of M has a WR named McDoom (#13). I don't know about you guys, but, according to my math, McDoom + McBeane = McDoomBeane 2018 UDFA? Justsayin' I'm here all night, folks...
  11. Don't worry, fellas, Uncle RICO will figure out how to get Tyrod to audible...
  12. Wait... I believe you are inaccurate. I just read in sub-clause 204.5b of the NFL Rules (2017 Extended Edition) that it only doesn't count when the Bills beat an inferior opponent. Sub-clause 204.5a CLEARLY states that when the Pats**** defeat an inferior opponent, the NFL Gods gloat in heaven, and inflate Brady's cajones by .036 psi.
  13. Before we all freak out... Alex Smith will regress to his mean: 198.7 ypg (career). Even if we take his stats from 2012 - 2016, his mean is only 213.5 ypg. Stats, from Pro-Football Reference.com: https://www.pro-football-reference.com/players/S/SmitAl03.htm#passing::none Our KC pick isn't doomed to be #32... Smith's stats, plus losing Berry for the year, means KC will be a good, team, possibly miss the playoffs (sans Berry), and give us a pick between 12 and 23. That's my estimate; quote me on it!
  14. This is clearly #fakenews The Bills are the only NFL team allowed to have suspect depth! Every other team in the NFL is six deep at WLB, MLB, SLB, CB, S, QB, RB, FB, and WR. Some teams are only five deep at K and PR, but otherwise... I digress...
  15. No. The Pats* are absolute angels; they would never rub dirt in anyone's face... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syI049_Hyf0
  16. You call that a bold prediction? There's no way that's not happening!
  17. Whaley will go rogue, and bring back TBD-favorite, Da'Rick Rodgers, who Rex will convert to a field-goal-faking, option-QB specialist. Rodgers will be sacked when Goodell--using the Belichick-ian SpyGate methodology--finds out he uses pine tar to hold his jock strap in place, and Joe Webb will become our field-goal-faking, option-QB. Webb will go on to set the NFL record for most TD's off field goal fakes, while also filling in for Cordy Glenn at LT, who will miss three and two-thirds games with a massive sty in his eye. While recuperating from the sty, Glenn will create a new and incredibly popular salsa, to be served with the Russ Brandon developed and patented Jordan Matthew's Sternum Chips. Although the Bills will only go 4-12, the sales of Jordan Matthew Sternum Chips and Cordy's secret salsa will raise enough money to buy Robert Kraft, who will be roasted at a stake in Hammer's Lot on New Year's Day, ending the Bill's 17-year curse. McDermott will chalk it up to the team's love for one another, and there will be much rejoicing. Either that, or we will be entertaining to watch this year... I can't quite read the tea leaves; they're shimmying around like Shady, at the moment...
  18. Who is paying to read sad sap Sully's downerism? http://buffalonews.com/subscribe-bills/ Tell me: who? I can imagine some kid in Buffalo, begging his parents for a subscription this Christmas... Yeah... And Thad Lewis will be our starter in 2018.
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