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My snoring and constantly tossing and turning at night (broke my back and neck years ago and i'm in constant pain and can never get comfortable) had my wife saying enough cause it disrupted her sleep at night, so i usually sleep in the spare room.........you know, the one with the piss-stained mattress. So, you guys wonder why i come on here in a bad mood sometimes, well let's summarize here....... * Constant pain and can't get comfortable no matter what.........(check) * A wife that kicks me when i do manage to fall asleep because of my snoring........(check) * A constant fear of a wife that may or not may contribute to my death 5-6 times a night because i stop breathing, which may or may not include a pillow.........(check) * Sleeping on a piss-stained mattress.........(check) Sometimes, the reality of dying in my sleep is actually comforting to me.

I love finishing the season with a divisional opponent, especially the Fins who may or may not have post season aspirations on the line. I love crushing their spirits, their will, their self-worth, their hopes, their ambitions, etc.

I tried to decipher this, man.......i really tried, but it's actually hurting my eyes. Sorry, not sorry.

He probably hurt himself on the way out to the parking lot..........not a fan of this.

He is arguably the face of that franchise, so it doesn't surprise me that they locked him up.

My wife tells me that i usually die in my sleep about 5-6 times a night.........i just stop breathing but eventually come back. No mention if there's a pillow involved with these so-called deaths. Hmmmmmmm

How would she feel if i wore low cut shirts, flesh hanging out everywhere, bouncing all over the place, wearing belly shirts and low-rise jeans?!? So, let me paint the picture here.........i'm old, have a beer belly and a plumber's butt going on with my pants on a good day, so it's not a pretty sight and in fact, i'm disgusting.

You really want to see me in a lawsuit, don't you?!?

If that's the case, i don't even go near that aisle........i run far and fast.

Here is an update and major development to the original "construction site" thread...... The 25-year-old Project Coordinator girl is back on our project. I saw the whole original situation from her side......now, i see it from the worker's side. I'm not going to lie........she's a good-looking girl; however, she is walking around the office and site wearing shirts that are cut real low, with things bouncing around, flesh exposed and things falling out of her shirt (I'll let you figure out what i mean by "things").......really low cut jeans, belly shirts, etc. It is so totally inappropriate and i need to get her off my site as quickly as possible, but no one is sure how to approach the situation without implying bias, discrimination, harassment, etc. She's got HR lawsuit written all over her. I need your suggestions here, fellas.

I don't think i could ever eat anything called Transit Logs. It kind of reminds me of...........never mind.

That's okay.......you'll find a friend somewhere. ..........(drops mic)

Even a book detailing his first season with the Jets..........comes out waving the flag, 5 plays in and he's out for the season. Epic

Back in the day, we had our local watering hole called "Shooters" and on Sundays, they would have $1 beers and 10 cent wings. We would honestly be in that place for a solid 10 hours watching football on the big screens, pounding beers and devouring at least 600 wings between the 6 of us. The place eventually went out of business (i wonder why) and that bar is still the barometer (see what i did there?) for every other establishment i've ever been in throughout my entire life.

I think it's a good deal for both sides, honestly.

That's a good point..........those tip jars are everywhere nowadays. Round where i live, when you use your bank debit card, it automatically includes a tip on whatever purchase you make. You have to specifically punch in "no tip" into the keypad and if you're not paying attention, you'll get burned. UGH Most places, it almost feels like i'm getting a parade in my honor for clearing the aisles for other shoppers. I'm always thinking of others........i'm good that way.

Like, feed it to my dog under the table?!?.........i wouldn't do that to my dog.

........i'm not.

...........and this, is the correct answer here.

There are two types of shoppers....... * The type that leaves their shopping cart in the middle of the aisleway and either force people around them or logjam the aisle OR * The type that politely moves it over to the side, so other people can get through, get what they need and go about their day Which one are you?

I don't intentionally run into people's carts; however, you leave it in the middle of the aisle and logjam everyone else getting through, it's getting rammed right out of there. The aisleway is for everyone's use, not just some selfish people who think the world owes them something and feel no remorse in wasting other people's time. You see, i don't have the time to hang out behind a shopping cart waiting for people to decide whether they want Rice-a-Roni or Mac and Cheese for supper tonight..........my time is valuable to me.

I fell down the steps at my house one night, twisted my ankle and broke my foot. A couple of days later, i went out grocery shopping with my wife. I'm hobbling around, in pain and the place was packed........some dude ran his cart into my foot and completely twisted it sideways. I dropped to the floor in tears and the dude just walked away, no remorse, no care in the world, nothing. ..............many would say that i just don't like people and they would be right.

So, it's just me that has certain particular store and restaurant policies?..........man, i got issues.

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Do you have any store or restaurant policies? Everybody has their own personal policies for certain establishments (no need to mention any particular place), so what have you got? I've got a few...... * When my wife and i go to a new restaurant, i always order a burger........you see, burgers are fairly simple to make and if the place can't make a decent burger, then why would i waste my time going back to try anything else? * I never return anything back to a store if it's under $20........by the time i factor in my time, gas, etc. it's just not worth it for me to go back to the store to return anything under that amount. * When people leave their shopping carts unattended in the middle of aisleways, impeding everyone else's movement, i ram right through them, no apologies and just begging for someone to say something.......they don't. * When i look at a restaurant menu, i look at the most expensive thing on the menu and the least expensive right off the bat. I like to see what that particular establishment depicts between a $30 meal and a $3 meal........i don't know, man, it's just my thing. * I always get a gas receipt after i fill up my truck........years ago, i filled up my truck and drove away and 10 minutes later the police were at my door saying i didn't pay for my gas. I had the gas receipt in my pocket and could prove i paid. It seems the gas station attendant was pocketing cash from the register and then calling the police on certain cars to say they didn't pay and just drove away, so the blame was on the customer to prove they paid and hence, a gas receipt. People's personal policies fascinate me, so what's yours? Tell me.......tell me now.