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And as I said over and over back then, you can't measure our deal against the one the circus clown known as BoB made with the Texans. Me getting my car 30% off isn't a bad deal because you found a sucker to sell you a car 60% off. Oh yeah that's what I thinking.

Go ahead I guess, I just modified it from "Don't spit on me and tell me it's raining" to fit the idea of "doing them a favor" by taking something valuable from them.

This was the weirdest take for me at the time. Was a great contract for someone widely regarded as a top 10 WR. Offering a third for Diggs would have been like all the cheapskates lowballing me with $500 offers for my Mustang. Becomes a "I'll tow it to a scrap yard before I take such an insulting offer" situation. As if other teams wouldn't be willing to do better than a 3rd. You don't spit in someone's face and then say you did them a favor by moisturizing their dry skin.

I think nfl.com had Frank Gore in a Bills jersey in his profile pic for the entire 2020 season, never bothered to update it.

Until you hit the Planck Length, then ANY distance traveled in physical space will hit the wall.

After two first and a third for Stafford, and talks of a first for Darnold and two firsts for Wentz, getting a high third for Tyrod isn't looking like quite the score we thought it was at the time... Boy teams are desperate for QBs this offseason.

Considering carpooling (even with strangers) to cut down on parking costs, and designated drivers/people who just don't drink, I bet it's well lower than 20k driving with a beer in their system. And what kind of grown ass adult can't handle one beer? I'm not even much of a drinker at all and not huge, and I don't feel the slightest hint of a buzz or whatever after we hang out and have a cold one after the game while we wait for traffic to clear a bit.

Madness. Lock this guy up.

Lol sunglasses and a fur coat while bragging about a single play halfway through a 8-8 season? Looks like the kind of dousche who would get a taunting penalty after scoring a touchdown in garbage time down 30 points.

How the hell was I being a smart ass? Take that combative attitude back to Tumblr. How the hell was I being a smart ass? Take that combative attitude back to Tumblr.

I think we were #2 in the league this year in % of plays run with 4+ WRs.

Yes, that is what the OP said...

Doesn't this work against your argument? You're already in a tight spot cap wise being 19m over with under 80% of a roster under contract, and Mahomes at the cheapest he'll be. "Kicking the can" only gets harder and harder as your QB gets more expensive by the year. It's like how people get trapped taking increasingly larger payday loans until they end up owing their entire paycheck to pay the small initial loan.

Never understood why people take the time to make a thread about what can easily be solved with a 5 second Google search.

Nah, I think we should draft them in free agency. They'll never see it coming! 1 or two...one or 2...

What a weird thread. Effectively crowning Tua their franchise QB, calling them a tough out after dominating them with backups week 17... They need those picks good for them.

Amazing insight. Print out this thread to include in your application to ESPN.

I guess it was Brady who bought the Refball Package, not Belichick. Policy must have been transferable too since the Buccs are getting away with defensive holding/pass interference ALL DAY.

Not sure if you are aware, but you know, the game is pretty far out of town which REALLY limits the buyer pool.

Well just finished my first session of our new D&D campaign and no one died, so that's pretty cool.

Did you drink that just to match the colors of your dog? Pooch does not seem to approve.

Jackson jock sniffers still vehemently insist that the pass was tipped and that it's not because he's a bad QB who stared down the receiver and just threw a bad pass, but I just noticed this clip that shows (from the 1:39 mark) that the ball was a duck right out of his hands and easily cleared Zimmer's hands as he stared it down right into Taron's waiting arms.

Kyle would definitely pull digits at the same-sex bars. Got that loveable bear vibe about him. Side note, this thread is surely going to get shown on the forums of every team we play for the next couple years. Hey guys, your QB is ugly! Put that on your bulletin board!

1. Josh injured and schedule shenanigans. 2. Ditto. 3. Don't remember. 4. Good defense and trio of top 15 corners. Chill.

I'm just confused by the bizarre premise of the event. I mean I know it's a scam but I don't get where their logic was going with it. A real event would be advertised as a charity fundraising BBQ, not a cookout vaguely in support of X. Then the goods for the BBQ would be donated with the primary source of fundraising being the sales of the food, not demanding that money be donated before hand to make it a success cuz reasons? Then it being announced during an active pandemic with stay at home orders, and so far in advance. I think I get more angry at idiot scammers thinking they are so much smarter than everyone else, than at the scam itself. It might actually just be a real cookout, but for their birthday party or something where they would just claim Josh couldn't make it or whatever if people actually showed up.