Butter..stir in some chopped garlic (Obviously, keep stirring, don't let it burn), Franks, cayenne, cajun, tiny bit of ketchup, and a cap full of lemon juice to open the pores in your mouth. Serve w/ cold beer.
Love how the guy yelled "Boom" as he landed the punch. Hey, if you're going to start trouble with random people on the street, you have to accept the consequences. Sometimes you kick the gong, sometimes the gong kicks you.
The guilt donation at the check out. "Would you like to donate 89 cents for hand sanitizers for the military?" Um...no. Then you get the look like you don't care and your not a good American.
People who insist on having a loud prolonged conversation on their phones in public. Look, I understand if you get a call at the store (business/personal) and have to have a short talk. That being said, I really don't want to hear your inane commentary on Jill's relationship or spending 10 minutes in front of me asking question after question about who did what at the Oscar's last night. This happened to me today at the store. This woman was beyond obnoxious and when she mercifully hung up, I decided to mess with her.
I made my phone ring, put it to my ear and said in the most loud evil tone I could muster "In all my years I've learned one thing....you kill for a reason...and I don't see enough reason here."
She turned white lol