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How the F did the remake of The Longest Yard beat the original? Any movie with Adam Sandler is....well, a movie with Adam Sandler. Landfill material. The '74 film had such great lines: "I bet you'd like a cold beer right now" as they're shaving off his stache (very cruel) "I quit" in the swamp "I'm just as far from Tallahassee as you honey" B. Peters scene "That's easy, you bring in a team not in your conference and kick the S**t out of them "You bring your arm up underneath his chin and I guarantee you gentlemen, your opponent will be incapacitated for the next several moments" "Temporary disabilities...ba**s, guts, ribs" "We'll break it again" "I think he broke his F****** neck" "Here's a present from the caretaker" "If it works, everybody hit him... got it? got it! "Hissstorrry" "Stick that in your trophy case" Ah....memories

lol......beautiful.....they'd probably drop him though

A true broadcast legend. His last SB. The timing, meter and presentation all has such a big game feel. Others will post his highlights but I love this call of this drive. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUFbjCD2taw

Check the date. April 15th. Tax day. I hope it wasn't some crazy D-Bag.

WTF? 2 separate explosions. Some missing limbs. Not good.

Priceline is a gem. Never a bad experience. Make sure you research the hotels they offer though.

Good job Jack!!!! Props to Nebraska!!!!

lol...sad but true.

Phlem, you've gotten some great advice here and I'll just add on more thing. When it comes to ass kicking time (and believe me it will) i employ a technique that I use with my 7 year old. I sit employee x down to discuss the matter and firmly and in no uncertain terms, explain the situation and what I want done different. Stern eye contact is a must. After all is said I do a complete 180 and bring up some topic (work story, current event, sports) just to leave it on a positive note. It works like a charm.

Big kid gets two for interference. Mazza gets two for the slash and both get 10 minute misconducts.

thickener and a touch of sugar....trust me these flavors explode when combined.

ketchup is just to hold the chunks of garlic onto the wing....purely optional

My pleasure....they are awesome

Butter..stir in some chopped garlic (Obviously, keep stirring, don't let it burn), Franks, cayenne, cajun, tiny bit of ketchup, and a cap full of lemon juice to open the pores in your mouth. Serve w/ cold beer.

"Training Camp Champs"

"Have another 9.00 beer....it won't bother you as much"

"What's one bad century?"

Bump....funniest comment on youtube "Camo shorts, Jerry curl, the fashion police strike again!"

A little vaca to reward the little one's for all their mischief on the 1st. Sister booked it. Anyone been there? Advice? Kid friendly and nightlife?

The photo rape at the end is kind of disturbing lol

Love how the guy yelled "Boom" as he landed the punch. Hey, if you're going to start trouble with random people on the street, you have to accept the consequences. Sometimes you kick the gong, sometimes the gong kicks you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyFwUY5ecOI Then there's this

The guilt donation at the check out. "Would you like to donate 89 cents for hand sanitizers for the military?" Um...no. Then you get the look like you don't care and your not a good American.

Not funny and a horrible Manning impression as well.

He so asked for that!