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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. Dorsey was underinflating balls? 🤔 He was also throwing iPads. Further emulating the 'Patriot Way'.
  2. Sherlock Holmes lobbying hard for this. In more ways than one. 🤔 The best part of 'A Hard Day's Night'.
  3. I have slit the dust cover on couches just to get stray loonies and toonies imprisoned therein. "Two doe-lars is two doe-lars."
  4. I think the halftime show needs a rework...🤔
  5. Haven't you heard? Las Vegas is the new Bangkok. And, no matter what you do, you won't be flogged.
  6. They're going without one until the WR corps buys McDermott a truck.
  7. Although it wasn't a car, Hines called William Mattar, sued SeaDoo, and got a big settlement. He's coming back to play strictly for the love of the game, and a $25 concession stand card for each game.
  8. Coins: Under cushions. Empty PBR cans: Under couch.
  9. The mall said they weren't going to release that...🤨
  10. Couldn't draft worth a s***. Apparently, bad at embezzlement as well. Maybe Khan lets him work the debt off as a coach? 🤔
  11. One of the Beane boys checking for spare change. Maybe the Bills get Mike Collins and Goldie Gardiner for a 'begathon'? 🤔
  12. "Hey...why is all my office furniture and clothing being loaded on that UHaul?" S. McDermott, April 2024. (Just waiting for you bozos to call for this.) 🤨😁
  13. You're all missing the underlying scheme of it here. Thanks to getting his coconut binged a couple years back, Tua's ripe for signing for the veteran minimum, as long as there's an annual 'Samoan Selebration Day' at Hard Rock, and he's featured in the next Ace Ventura movie. * That Ross is a sneaky bastage. 🤔🤨
  14. Eff that. Just let Khan host a couple more London games. (Teams will be randomly selected by Commissioner Goodell. Can you see it coming? 🤨)
  15. Been listening to too much Shtupp on WGR.
  16. "It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice." A****** 🤨 * 😉😁
  17. Some draft mavens could f*** up a one car funeral. 🤨
  18. Jameis Winston 'fishing expeditions'? 'Short sheets' roommates beds? Orders $50 of burgers at the drive through, then pays for it in mixed change?
  19. Right up the Bears' alley. Where do they sign?! 😁
  20. "You're nothing but a bunch of Mel Kiper wannabes!" * "You probably can't get dates, so you make up football drafts!" * Mocking enough?
  21. I still think Fangio's refusal to 'do the Waddle' did him in.
  22. I read 'Commanders' in the thread title as 'Commodores' 🤔 🎵Cause you're once, twice🎶 🎶Two times a head coach🎵 * Check back in a few years, see if I end up rewriting the lyrics.
  23. Reasons for the above: 1. Fills out forms well. 2. Uploaded resume on employment application. 3. Didn't freak when application required Quinn to then list his past 6 jobs, his duties in them, and why he left the position.
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