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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. Really? ๐Ÿค”
  2. The censor just watched 'Slap Shot'. Mo Wanchuk's infatuation with that subject stuck with the censor.
  3. For you, that would be run past the room with the guy with the toothache...comes back into the correct room after the hygienist has pulled the tooth? ๐Ÿค”
  4. Saves on one of those divots that are attributed to vandals on motorcycles, instead of the amateur with a wood. ๐Ÿ˜
  5. "Newer 'dead' balls lead to amateurs resorting to steel toed golf shoes. Film at 11." * Then again, the less lively balls can be the catch all excuse for hooks, slices, 'worm burners', and those especially embarrassing shots that go backwards.
  6. Are they OK yet with every ball is able to be teed up, no matter where and when it landed? ๐Ÿค” Easier on the turf, easier on the golfer. ๐Ÿ˜
  7. You cut him now, and then there's a whole bunch of husbands in the 35-55 age demographic wondering what's going on at their homes. Have you no decency?! ๐Ÿคจ
  8. You think we're dredging 16 pages of threads to find your words of wisdom? ๐Ÿคจ
  9. He of the detached head. First for the hit he took. Forever after, as he never was the same. ๐Ÿ˜ข
  10. 'HR Pufnstuf' and 'Manos de Piedras'? ๐Ÿค”
  11. Keep it up, troops. It's working. * ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‰
  12. Why? He has a Subway sandwich named after him? ๐Ÿคจ
  13. ๐ŸŽตUntil the twelfth of never ๐ŸŽถ ๐ŸŽถAnd that's a long, long time.๐ŸŽต * I thought 'salacious' was reserved for the MILF hunter down the coast, Bwana Zach. ๐Ÿค”
  14. Remember the time on 'Cheers' when Sam snuck into the office to place a phone bid on his Sox jersey for the PBS auction? Check Rodgers' pocket for a handkerchief. ๐Ÿคจ
  15. Talks are on with the Eagles to send Dom to the Jets in exchange for the Jets security chief, and a lower ranking hydration expert.
  16. The estate of Burgess Meredith thanks you.
  17. ๐Ÿค” 'Weighted losses'. That can be a deciding metric for selecting playoff teams. If you lose to a team you should have beat, it counts against you big time.
  18. Well, most of the clams are happy. McBean and Airseven notwithstanding.
  19. Is this the thread to complain that the Bills were scheduled a game on Festivus? ๐Ÿคจ * I am sure Frank Costanza would have spent a while on the coaching staff. EDIT: Well, if the Buffalo coaching staff is busy, Frank can have the Jets' staff over. They don't play until Christmas Eve. ๐Ÿ˜
  20. In trying times like these, my late mother would have said "Just be thankful that you're not a Patriots fan!" * So, we get Josh Allen trumpet lessons? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜
  21. Fiscally sound reasoning. Here, good sir, take my $5k, and invest it in a sure NFL 'investment'. ๐Ÿ˜ * (Just make sure it doesn't involve the LA Staleys. My ticker wouldn't stand it.)
  22. Then hand off out of the shotgun. All the opponents figured that went 'bye bye' when Dorsey left. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜
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