Ridgewaycynic2013

Agreed. Back in the seventies, my first job was at a gas station. I took what I thought was a counterfeit $10 bill. Called the local police precinct, and the officers that came by said it was just an old bill. They also said it was rare in that era to find any counterfeit bill less than $20. Apparently it cost over $10 to produce a passable counterfeit. I have no idea if high resolution printers of later years enabled cheaper counterfeit bills to be produced.

F*** no! I'm holding out for a hero. Zach Ertz. 🤨 * And I say again, guddam you, Merrill Reese. 🤬

So is Dean Pelton! 🤨

Tried a livestock farm for a similar selection of meat products. * Got: Ox tails. Beef tongue. Head cheese. * Just thankful they skipped the Rocky Mountain oysters this time. 🤫 Cook?! Guess again.

Beane reads post. Beane starts drafting bulky defensive players, and tells McDermott to convert them to WRs.

The Bills don't need a majordomo. 🤨

Beane reads thread. Beane sees consensus opinion regarding re-signing Cooper at a reasonable price. Beane negotiates a multi year deal for Cooper that sportswriters deem overly generous. Beane puts on those aviator shades, and vogues.

Signs with Jets. Pundits immediately crown Jets as AFC East champions for next year. 🤨 * I always thought Bulldog Parker had an obsession with Kupp. Something else for he and Schtup to argue about. Bring him in. 😁 Have you ever seen one worn there? They're always under the football pants.

Josh Allen gets a Subway sandwich named for him? 🤔

Brussel sprouts. Swiss chard. Kale. Who do I speak to regarding my allotment? 🤨

THERE'S your final piece to the puzzle, that results in the Raiders returning to the glory days of yore! That meatball as QB. I hear the CFL is banning all foreign players as fall out from the tariff spat. I can just see how the man-child fares in Sin City. They'll be bailing him out of the slammer on a fairly regular basis. 🤨

I thought the Treasury Department frowned upon making one's own money...🤔

Stop showing us Greendale's Dean Pelton. 🤨

CFL regular season begins June 5, 2025. (Subject to 25% tariff...🤔)

My notes say they put up a statue in Bledsoe's honour. 🤨 * Wait, sorry. Looking at my notes, they actually say Bledsoe played like a statue. 🙁

Watch the reserved parking spaces at One Bills Drive. That should be a hint. If you go from a spot with your name on it to just parking in a general area, don't make any big ticket purchases. 🤔

That's their reasoning...outscore the other team. 😁

Come on, Wrecks, you know you want it. Send them your CV...Rob's, too!

Brandon Staley has had some time to recuperate as assistant in San Francisco. Wasn't he purported to be some kind of wunderkind ? 🙄 * Failing that, McDaniel (no s) in Miami could be given his wish about being colder. 😁

Amazing what some reporters will say in exchange for better locker room access. 😁

Somehow it's just not complete until the Patriots hire Bill 'Mr. Personality' O'Brien away from Boston College. 🤔🤨

Mike Brown is looking for CFL and UFL players as we speak!

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