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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. Kraft is a doddery old man. Probably misconstrued Belichick saying Kraft and Brady should wash after visiting 'Orchids of Asia'. 🤔
  2. You'll be amazed at how many friends you'll make. Just make sure they bring their own extension cords.
  3. It is becoming increasingly difficult to obtain enough newsprint to adequately crumple and stuff damp footwear with. (Works like a champ, but use true newsprint, not the glossy stuff.)
  4. McDaniels in about 3 years, on a brisk 50 degree South Beach evening:
  5. No, they get a bill: Please remit $6.
  6. Jerry's keeping McCarthy because McC does the dancing. Fire him, and he'll have to dance like the clown from Miami (Ross) does.
  7. Route 20-A and I-390? 🤔 Or 20-A to NY 98 to Route 20? Depends which side of Rochester you're coming from / going to. My two suggestions are based upon 'after' the game.
  8. I have heard baseless rumours that Fournette asked for his release; he wants to get in on one of these $150 per spot parking concessions for future home games.
  9. Can we get the version with the creepy old Muppet guy? 😁
  10. Eric Woods could use a part time job. Or maybe Kelso is done screwing around with race cars. Or, what's Craig Cirbus up to?
  11. Could anyone understand him? Just putting that as a trading card in the 2024 Donruss Atlanta Falcons team set. Answer: I got rid of Matt Patricia twice.
  12. Now you've got me thinking of the old commercial: "Don't give me that Duke! I want Duke Williams!"
  13. I never thought I would see the day Shaw66 used 'wiggle' in describing an RB. 🤔
  14. Thank you. I was outstanding in my field, then my neighbour yelled "Hey, stupid! Go inside, it's cold out!" 😕
  15. When Woody 'Dutch' Johnson is your owner, the referees are inclined to turn a blind eye. * Dutch: Wooden Shoes. Wooden Head. Wouldn't Listen.
  16. The NFL, 2023-24: When Officiating Became 'Rashomon'.
  17. My brother passed away last year, but you might well be my cousin. 🤔😁
  18. Watch out Manning brothers! New joint venture on 'Slice' network. Kelce Brothers AND 'significant others' watch and provide commentary on the game of the week. Brought to you by Clairol.
  19. For those that did, the cryotherapy for hemorrhoids was brought to you by Highmark Blue Cross Blue Shield of WNY, and Mother Nature.
  20. Goofus keeps getting ranch dressing on his opponents' jerseys...🤔😁
  21. Head of Security for Taylor Swift. Might bring Dom with him.
  22. Somehow, this is probably Edmunds' fault... * 😁
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