Ridgewaycynic2013

Sokath...his eyes uncovered. Darmok and Jalad at Tenagra.

Bears equal the new Chicago sports team of futility. 🤔

Isn't there some NFL Double Secret Probation that mandates both Denver and Chicago are awarded an 'L' for today's game? 🤔

No apologies necessary. The more this board resembles anarchy, the more fun it is.

Interesting trades considered... * I am reminded of Kramer trying to get Seinfeld's van in exchange for a sweaty T-shirt alleged to have been owned by Anthony Quinn. 🤔

Celebrity beer vendor, Section 214? Gotta earn that pay somehow.

From the crowd rises a chant..."we want Elam...WE WANT ELAM...WE WANT ELAM!" * Coach McDermott turns, yells "Elam...come here!" * Elam throws off his coat, and hastens to McDermott's side: "Yes, Coach?" * McDermott: "Go see what they want..."

Dredging this back to the top, it wasn't too many years ago that the radio 'Pregame Roundtable' was a good mix of print and broadcast journalists discussing the upcoming game. I recall Carucci, Felser, and a few other local notables having a place at that hour. Today I tune in for the first time in years, and it now consists of just Greg Brown and Sal Capaccio?! Audacy that broke they couldn't field a couple extra scribes? Or did Sullivan's rant over the hospitality table cause a mass exodus? 🤔

Does Kincaid wear gloves? No? There's your problem * He does? OK, there's your problem. 🤔

The 'Sports Metaphor Police' can be an even more rabid subcategory of the 'Grammar Police'. Infringe on their territory at your own peril. 😳

'Once before I die'. Not sure if it's a Lombardi, or an estimate on a player's return. (Or whether Elam will be active...)

I hope it's a zebra that gets it. 🤨

The OCD guy in me wants to applaud. The Sgt. Hulka in me wants to say "Lighten up, Francis." 🤔

I have been disappointed with the 'extra hot' jars I have tried. Going back a few years, a coworker claimed that damp growing seasons lessened the strength. There were a few Canadian brands that were once 'fire in a jar', but lost their strength, whether by root strength or preparation, I do not know. This jar of Miller's might need EPA approval. 🤔😁

If anyone is having beef on weck, I recommend Miller's Homestyle horseradish, from Lockport N.Y. I recently had a relative from the States bring a jar to a family gathering. I have not had a horseradish as powerful as that since the 1980s. I am surprised the Miller's is not regulated by the Bureau of ATF. 😳 (It might be a shameless plug, but sweet fancy Moses, it's potent!)

Sometimes I would be so excited, I wouldn't get my socks off! 😕

I think the writers for that show followed me around for ideas.

The Dolphins charter took a leisurely tour around the area before landing. Flight GTI8086, if you're using a tracking app.

There was a time this team's 'special teams' players didn't know enough to stay in their lanes. 🤨

Nor is there this: I don't care that it's not Monday night. Marquee game equals that theme.

'A Night at the Opera' Groucho: "Got any stewed prunes?" Ship's steward: "Yes, sir!" Groucho: "Well give them some black coffee. That ought to sober them up."

>> How's he not important?! <<Howie's not important? But he is! >>Buddy's not important? As for the coaching issue, just remember: They're tanned, rested, and ready. And one had dental work done.👇🏽

Could you at least once let your 'big head' do the thinking for you? 🤔🤨 There is.

I blame this on 'The McLaughlin Group'. When political discourse met WWF, western society began to crumble. * 😉😁

100% All Bran. ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ 🎤