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'Etienne thought he was going to be a Bill' Sitting there on Capitol Hill.

Another potential candidate for my hockey boot / football shoe. That adds Mahomes to my list with Kroft and 'Fragile Sammy Watkins'. 👍

Leslie Jones > Indiana Jones? 🤔

Ms. Glab asking the Jacksonville organization about their gaffe.

Are you saying Urban Meyer is a wiener? * I always thought 'Urban Meyer' is one of these bad Millennial restaurants that pass cooking mistakes off as haute cuisine, e.g., hot dogs with maple syrup and mayonnaise. 🤢 That began the downfall of Dunkirk Don.

If we connect the dots do we see it's another example of Belichick's 4D chess? 🤔

How about you and Mrs. Jones. You got a thing goin' on? 🤔

"THERE'S A LITTLE MORE BASS IN HIS VOICE" Did he say now he kicks FGs and PATs, too? 🤔

So, if the Lions had Christian Wade...🤔

Remember when Jane Curtin would yell "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!" to Emily Litella on SNL's 'Weekend Update'? 😁

Sounds like Urban could use a couple of sips out of the Geritol bottle. They don't get the exposure they used to since Lawrence Welk went off the air. 🤔 Chalkboard. You screw up, and you're clapping erasers out back between rounds. 🤨

Wow! Fooled me! 😁🤔

I presume that's Christopher Johnson describing the situation at the NYJ. * Now just add "It's the fiscally responsible thing to do." and it's Ralph. 😁

Afraid to show her feet in public. Traumatized by Wrecks.

Good to see I wasn't the only person that this occurred to. 🤔 * 'Buss Randon' got a job with the young female interns at New Era Cap decorating hats?

Aye, verily.

Belichick's attorney: "Your Honor, I introduce this evidence in my client's defense: 🎵I'm the punky QB known as McMahon When I hit the turf, I've got no plan I just throw my body all over the field I can't dance, but I can throw the pill I motivate the cats, I like to tease I play so cool; I aim to please That's why you all got here on the double To catch me doin' the Super Bowl Shuffle🎵🎶" Judge: "Case dismissed!"

This better not involve a story similar to the 'Kiko Alonso jersey' story. 🤨

You want weird?! ⬇️ That's weird.

"The SYSCO truck broke down on the way to my local 'Golden Corral Buffet!"

This list is useless unless Hank Bullough is included. Unmatched master of malaprops and breaking wind at the surly press corps.

More secret footage, captured by a Domino's delivery drone:

Thomas Dolby. 😁

St. Peter: "Yes, Mr. Johnson, God loves all creation. I am, however, a Bills fan. Have a seat over there..."