Ridgewaycynic2013

I know this is 'Bills preseason' thread...but what unsuspecting fans and writers in Las Vegas will be mislead? 😁

'Irv'?! Reading the opening post, I could only think 'Andy Rooney'. "You know what bugs me? People!"

They flexed the October 10 game to Monday, October 11?! 🤔 * He didn't say which Thanksgiving!

For a comeback, or to be filing book reports on TBD-TSW?

Well, the fan base is entitled to be wrong. Likewise, there were a few members here carping early on that a few too many Carolina retreads were signed here. My father tended to buy GM if he was buying a used car, and that didn't stop him from getting bitten at least once. KB's career started off with good results, then tapered off. The same reason Lesley Gore isn't in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. 🤔😇

FB! (Fat Bastard...thank you to machine gun kelly for the idea.)

Stomach stapling...can that be done laparoscopically?

He's open to it, but will settle for 40 hours a week... context is everything.

Spending the increased profits on antivirus software. And the IT wizards to put it in place and debug. Repeatedly. 😁

I bet he pulls 4 or 5 hammy sammiches off the 'hospitality table'. As a blocking TE, difficult to move? 🤔

So that's where Vince Gilligan got the idea how to 'do in' Hector Salamanca and Gus Fring. 😁

...with a 'having a bad hair day' owner, and a coach with a crazed doll look and predilection for castoff QBs.

Robert Foster...only since he went to the greatest football university on the planet (quite capable of defeating many NFL teams), and because his other worldly talents were clearly ignored and mismanaged by this organization. * * * Sometimes I dispense with bad puns and cheap meme jokes, and write alternate history...😁

Tryout? 1. Try (to bend over and tie shoelaces). 2. (Get) out! 😠👉

Shot card: Ouzo and peppermint schnapps. Party affiliation: Mostly weekends but the occasional Thursday night. Monday if it's a statutory holiday, eh?

At the rate teams are going, I half expect to see something on par with 'Threat Level Midnight'.

Wheel of Fortune: 7:00 pm. Jeopardy: 7:30 pm.

Why did the guy I called tell me to go buy Amazon gift cards at 7/11, and read him the code numbers?

Elway: "Not fair. They're going to like him better than me!"

Now he tells me!

95% of my posts are nonsense and parody, designed to provoke a laugh, smile, or boomer era memory. I say honestly and without rancour that you might want to put me on 'blocked'. 🙂

"We will underachieve again...let's distract them with a funny video..."

"God cares, Day-vee..."

Eli Ankou, Kelvin Benjamin, and Rob Ryan walk into a Golden Corral Buffet...