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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. "I'm Rex Ryan, and I approve of this type of bravura!"
  2. Hey! HEY! HEY! 🤨 This is in direct contravention with that 'thou shalt not covet' jazz in the Ten Commandments! THIS is why you're going to Hell! 😠 Unless you're the New England Patriots; then it means you get an additional conditional draft pick.
  3. "I wish I had gone to 'Chemung County Lawn Service'!" *
  4. Chemung County Lawn Service Never a 'baaaad' cut! * "We got your ad right here!"
  5. When he gets his own radio show with its own catchy theme, we'll know he's hit the Big Time.
  6. I don't call him Leodis 'Oops' McKelvin for any small reasons. 😁 * Thanks to Pete Weber's characterization of Lloyd 'Oops' McClendon for the nickname.
  7. At this juncture, I would like to volunteer my entirely unqualified opinion that the original BBMB does not 'hold a candle' to its far superior sequel TBD-TSW.
  8. Know your audience... I half considered using that term, but figured EJ always played in the US.
  9. EJ and his receivers often seemed to be in different Zip codes.
  10. For a TE, Ertz seems to have respectable 'pipes'. Thread title doesn't specify position...😇😁 * And yet another sneaky Ertz thread weasels its way into existence...
  11. 😄 Coach: "Where are we?" Bledsoe: "Foxborough." Coach: "Who am I?" Bledsoe: "You're the coach." Coach: "Who are you?" Bledsoe: "I'm Batman!" Coach: "Call Brady." Bledsoe: "His name is 'Robin'!" * And now you know...........the rest of the story....
  12. Garrison Keillor? Good. With the signing bonus he can give up the part time gig at Valu Home Centers.
  13. Because every Mr. Burns needs a Smithers... I cannot find a single picture of Ralph Wilson with Russ Brandon. 🤨
  14. I did not find Gary Marangi even remotely believeable as Harold 'Happy' Loman in the Bills' production of 'Death of a Salesman'.
  15. Ok, HOUSE wins TSW for May 2021. Also, he wins the internet.
  16. First time those laces ain't properly aligned for easy kick placement, he's down the street. I ain't even going in to ask my wife. She kinda funny.
  17. Maybe if 'Royale with Cheese' wasn't 'very under the weather' he would notice...🥴🍺🥃🥂🍾🍸 * 😉😁
  18. It's not a proper thread until we somehow drag him ⬇️ into it.
  19. You're not taking into account the intangibles! Nobody on that roster is a better last minute emergency babysitter for coaches' kids than Horrible Harry! 🤨
  20. Where was augie when all this skulduggery was afoot? 🤔 TMZ no like. Now we find out the skeletons in Schefter's closet. (all his sources are beer vendors at the respective stadiums)
  21. A Rolls Royce?! At the minimum, I am having a personal assistant drive it back to my highly guarded compound. If I really have the $, I am parking it in the trailer that Michael Knight used to hide KITT.
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