🎶We love you Zachary,
Oh yes we do!🎵
🎶We don't know anyone
We love like you🎵
🎶When you don't have a thread,
We're blue!🎵
🎶Zach Ertz, we love you!🎵
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(It helps if you've seen 'Bye Bye Birdie'.)
Ever go to a garage sale, and see the old codger selling a rusted ViseGrip for about fifty cents less than you can buy one new at Valu? That's Roseman.