Ridgewaycynic2013

"And the award for best TSW gif, 2021, goes to Bulldog." True. Buying ammo for the Uzi in Cali requires a Papal decree, countersigned by the governor. You can buy ammo for the pistol in Texas at the converted gumball machine in the supermarket foyer.

"I see nothing wrong with that method." Dr. Conrad Murray, personal physician to Michael Jackson.

Cutting down trees? 🤔 * When I initially read the thread title, I immediately thought the ex Erie County D.A. should have more sense than that. Especially since quick research shows he passed away in 2017. I am two steps away from being Uncle Leo. 😳

Urus. Who's us? Play on 'you're us'.

Who's us?

He started off with that video deal for 'Felony Flyers Footwear'.

Free agent signings always fly under my radar...what positions do Nap and Landers play again? 🤔 * 😉

Isn't that the basis of TSW? 🤔

"We're prepared to pay you $500, and unlimited food at any of our Mighty Taco locations...proof of identity is of course required."

Cold. I don't know if confusing, however, a potentially large group of gift givers! 😁

🎶Snyder wears his war wound like a crown He calls his team WFT🎵 'Cause he likes the name And he sends it to the finest PR firm in town🎶 Snyder, Snyder likes his money🎶 He makes a lot they say Spends his days counting In a garage by the Beltway🎵 * Now before you all go getting medieval on my arse, remember the guy who doesn't know it's Le'Veon Bell is the one who started it. 🤨 (With a big assist from Augie. 😁)

Weren't we kicking 'Pigskins' around in a similar thread months ago? Dan Snyder and a lackey discuss the 'Name Dilemma'...

Tommy Lee Jones to do endorsements? 🤔 Maybe a bit old. Tie it in somehow with Rangers, and maybe you can get Chuck Norris. Then again, Chuck Norris never does endorsements. 🤨

No pool?! $189,900 is as high as I go with no pool! (Call the Clarence assessor. I need the property tax lowered.)

Most confusing day of the year in: , . (Fill in your choice of geographic location. Usually helps if it's a rival municipality.)

Snyder?! Logic?! It's pure evil!

I pray to Dog that doesn't happen.

Wrong.

Just like a hockey training dorm for Junior B...🤔

¡Sí, es verdad! ¡Solo me gusta el pollo!

Ask, and ye shall receive... * Too bossy. It's no wonder she's going to Hell.

Get OUT!

A foreman I once worked with had a rather dim view of one of his workers. After yet another screw up on the worker's part, I heard the foreman mutter "his old man should have put that load into the sheets..." * As for the practicing:

Remember the good old days, when what was good for GM was good for the country? 🤔

Agreed. But then again, with Jones' fingers in the mix, there will be 'glory holes'. 😳