This 'Allen on the punt team' sounds very CFLsy.
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"Coach said we needed volunteers for the punt team. If you said 'no', you're automatically on the crew that stays late and cleans up the stadium." 🙁
Believe it or not, I compose about twice as many posts as I submit. The others just get consigned to the 'do not submit' bin. 🤔😁
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Yes, I know..."try for 'three times' as many!" 🤨