Setting up the three way trade with the Jaguars and Eagles. Wade's rights go to Jags (UK player makes good), Jags send JAG to the Eagles, Eagles send Ertz to Buffalo.
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I hereby report myself.
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Based upon his rugby skills, I still think they're keeping him to somehow and someway run a kickoff return to avenge the 'Music City Miracle'. An exorcism, if you will.
I stood in an electronics chain store years ago arguing with a clerk that the Discman in a package clearly marked REFURBISHED is not new, as he claimed. "Boxes are marked wrong" he contested. Goodbye (and good riddance) Future Shop.
1. Ashton Kutcher is reviving 'Punk'd'.
2. 'To Catch a Predator' is branching out. This week: 'Buffet liberators'
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Gettleman: "We eat here three times a day."
K.B. "Looks like you eat here often."
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(Thank you, Jazzy Jeff / Fresh Price of Bel Air.)
Giants: "We said there'll be a fine if you're overweight!"
K.B.: "You said it's fine to be overweight!"
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Later that day, at the back booth at a Chick Fill Uh...
That's a typo. They meant principal. The Jets are cash strapped after Gase overbuying ammonia inhalants. Never mind league minimum, they're hoping to pay Wilson the New Jersey minimum wage.