Ridgewaycynic2013

Sounds like Urban could use a couple of sips out of the Geritol bottle. They don't get the exposure they used to since Lawrence Welk went off the air. 🤔 Chalkboard. You screw up, and you're clapping erasers out back between rounds. 🤨

Wow! Fooled me! 😁🤔

I presume that's Christopher Johnson describing the situation at the NYJ. * Now just add "It's the fiscally responsible thing to do." and it's Ralph. 😁

Afraid to show her feet in public. Traumatized by Wrecks.

Good to see I wasn't the only person that this occurred to. 🤔 * 'Buss Randon' got a job with the young female interns at New Era Cap decorating hats?

Aye, verily.

Belichick's attorney: "Your Honor, I introduce this evidence in my client's defense: 🎵I'm the punky QB known as McMahon When I hit the turf, I've got no plan I just throw my body all over the field I can't dance, but I can throw the pill I motivate the cats, I like to tease I play so cool; I aim to please That's why you all got here on the double To catch me doin' the Super Bowl Shuffle🎵🎶" Judge: "Case dismissed!"

This better not involve a story similar to the 'Kiko Alonso jersey' story. 🤨

You want weird?! ⬇️ That's weird.

"The SYSCO truck broke down on the way to my local 'Golden Corral Buffet!"

This list is useless unless Hank Bullough is included. Unmatched master of malaprops and breaking wind at the surly press corps.

More secret footage, captured by a Domino's delivery drone:

Thomas Dolby. 😁

St. Peter: "Yes, Mr. Johnson, God loves all creation. I am, however, a Bills fan. Have a seat over there..."

Thinks bubble: "Now I can call the 'Hairclub for Men'! Beams broadly."

'Mystery Surrounds Upcoming Pentagon Report on UFOs' * It's a scam. CBS Paramount just cashing in by releasing the blu-ray remastered versions of Jack Webb's 'Project U.F.O.' 🤨

Are you insinuating he's not?! 🤨

Lips don't seem big enough...🤔

So that's why it's so hard to visit Solar City in South Buffalo. Elon's building flying saucers. U! F.O.!

John 'Bolt Neck' Elway?

Now Chuckie wants a pirate! Jarrrrrr!

Not really, but had I agreed to blow into the Breathalizer, I would have spiked the needle! 😕

Any day ending in 'Y' is a 'rum and coke ' day.

The only logical countermeasure to this is that WFT becomes the Washington Christians.

They can get the 'pageantry lady' from the NHL finals a few years ago to be the public address announcer! Make way for a six hour game when the Las Vegas A's host a game. 😁