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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. Give them time...๐Ÿคจ
  2. Is there a rule the Texans have to put a few points on the board before the opposing team can score? Every week it seems I look, and say "Hey, Texans are winning!" By the end of the game, I'm saying "Houston lost...again."
  3. That sounds like Columbo catching Robert Culp as the murderer at the end of a weekly episode. "I couldn't believe it, sir...that you could spell Farenheit, but not Celsius..." * ๐Ÿ˜
  4. Often on a bed of spaghetti?
  5. Well, green is technically a vestment colour. I just didn't realize 'optic lime' qualified. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜ * Given WNY's Catholic population, I wonder how many have gone to an earlier service than usual, and where the priest ends the homily "Go Bills!" * EDIT: Might well be. Bills Blue on the bottom, optic lime on top. ๐Ÿ˜
  6. Is he frisking people, or is that a religious gesture? ๐Ÿค”
  7. Should have taken a page from Wade Phillips' book..."headphones?! I don't need no stinking headphones!"
  8. Tree owwerz ov lizening do 'Da Inzdahgaydorz' Mardee BOOron, ahnd yule ahv id. * ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜
  9. 'Sex in a canoe'.
  10. I hope he doesn't go quitting his day job.
  11. Difficult to do that. He's been like the parrot in the Python ex-parrot sketch since 1994.
  12. Good thing that the Bills are only playing the Colts, and not the Crimson Tide! ๐Ÿ˜ณ
  13. It was a Bills Media Department signing. They were looking for halftime entertainment, and the switchboard operator was confused.
  14. I recall a coworker who was taking his daughter and friends to a 'NKOTB' concert in Toronto grabbing a handful of disposable earplugs from the dispenser at work. He maintained that he would be looked upon as a hero to all the other parents roped into taxi and chaperone service.
  15. Not an episode of 'The Big Bang Theory'. I checked.
  16. Keyshawn was known for 'Just Give Me the Damn Ball'. McDermott was known for 'Just Hold the Damn Ball With the Laces Out!'.
  17. In order of concern: * Mac Jones. * Mack the Knife
  18. You poor, poor man. Took her out beforehand to 'Steak and Ale', or 'The Olive Garden'?
  19. I have warning points that will never expire. \GoBillsInDallas/ does not. Please explain. ๐Ÿคจ
  20. Who? * No, not 'Who'. 'Yes'. * What is this, 'Guess Who'? ๐Ÿคจ * Not them either! I told you 'Yes'. * Credibility Gap did it much better. ๐Ÿ˜
  21. You're the Lions. Take the punter. ๐Ÿคจ
  22. Look, man...come down here.
  23. Also good for getting out of town quickly if an angry fan base attacks.
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