I recall a coworker who was taking his daughter and friends to a 'NKOTB' concert in Toronto grabbing a handful of disposable earplugs from the dispenser at work. He maintained that he would be looked upon as a hero to all the other parents roped into taxi and chaperone service.
Amazing what advances the 'Electronic Espionage and Tactics' division of the Patriots have made regarding opposing defenses. Those new bionic implants, and some horse hormones that Brady left in his locker seem to work wonders for Jones. 😁
"Roger!!! They're saying nasty things about my surprising success this year! Put them all on report, and assess us a few extra conditional draft picks!"