If the Colts lose, the Jags should be awarded a wildcard playoff berth because of plucky play in games that mean something for team pride, e.g., Buffalo and Indy.
(Hums the tune for 'The Battle Hymn of the Republic'.)
As an addition to this, Tony Masiello is chauffeured in a limo to Cleveland to proclaim "This marks the renaissance of Cleveland Browns football!"
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Buffalo's former mayor could make a 7-11 ribbon cutting out to be the return of Bethlehem Steel.
Good. Every time we make 'Brady' the magic word in the drinking game, everyone has monumental hangovers the next day, and the Bucs aren't even one of the teams playing!