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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. That was savvy marketing, when Gillette signed him up as spokesman for 'My First Razor'. πŸ’―
  2. No, give me Rosen. Obviously smarter than the average quarterback. * πŸ€”
  3. So, what do we call 'Danny Dimes' now? Ole Olson? Big Swede? Kenny Krona?
  4. Dear Sirs, In light of this assessment, I am relinquishing control of the New York Jets, and volunteering my services to Starfleet as a starship captain patrolling the Federation-Romulan Empire border. Yours truly, Woodrow T. Johnson
  5. Nobody could run with Dean's 'Matt Helm'. 😁
  6. Ironically, Gentleman and Rob Ryan look like they've been making extra visits in the lunch line. 😁
  7. I don't think the Jets have had an overpriced lunch room monitor, like the Giants had in Gettleman.
  8. Lasted about a week before the cable snapped. These two are fondly remembered. Probably were many more that were more expensive, but absolutely loved these two. There were working lifts and miniature quart oil cans.
  9. Looking forward to the Hallmark movie version of the thread, Part Deux. πŸ€”πŸ€¨πŸ™„
  10. Fitz. Went to Hah-vahd. Wore his wedding band when playing. Seriously, I do like the man and his accomplishments. This is not one of my usual snarky comments. 😊
  11. How chíc. Ravens are our new Bengals. 😁
  12. Is that what they call it? 'Spring football'? I thought it was called 'hanky panky in the broom closet'. 🀨 * "Hey! Want to see my Rolodex from my time at New Era?"
  13. There! Four coaches of the Apocalypse, and none are Wrecks. Send me $1,000, and we'll call it even! 😁
  14. There must be a way to combine front offices for those two NJ football teams. Make for a good situation comedy. Tonight on 'My Two Franchises', John Mara takes offense at Woody's 'bling'. Aaron goes missing on a discovery of self awareness, and Danny Dimes parks a camper in a stadium lot.
  15. All these dealings and nicknames make me think somebody's going to get whacked. 😳
  16. He might have to 'Schopp' around... πŸ€”
  17. Dear Mr. Johnson, We recommend for GM a Mr. Joseph Schoen, and for Head Coach a Mr. Brian Daboll. Your certified check for our consultants fee will be gladly received. Respectfully, Tannenbaum, Spielman, and Associates. Division of Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe.
  18. It's a good holiday season if I miss that klunker. 🀨
  19. Gettleman as both interim HC and GM. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ 'Making training table allocations fair and equitable for all NY Giant players.'
  20. Irsay needs a new 'mule'. New guy can fly under the radar.
  21. Football gods hate BYU? πŸ€” * Sorry, juvenile penchant to attach pseudo divinity to the situation. If I ever get a tattoo, I am considering Reggie Jackson's gem "I am the straw that stirs the drink." 😁
  22. DABOLL IN THE BOOTH! DABOLL IN THE BOOTH! DABOLL IN THE BOOTH! 😁 And others. Hey, Fireman Ed, You like that?!?!
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