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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. Read the fine print, people! 'Credit' might be the Jets send you Aaron Rodgers branded merchandise in exchange for surrendered tickets. 🤔🤨
  2. At least the numeral 8 on the Pittsburgh jersey looks more like the infinity symbol (♾️) on its side than the 8 on the Jets jersey. 🤔 Infinite skills. Infinite wisdom. Infinite opinion of himself. 😁
  3. Sabres lauded for being the best team in professional hockey to develop players for Stanley Cup winning teams. * Terry P: "We just won the offseason, and it's only a day old! I learned that from Wrecks!" * Someone ask Tom Grossi if we can borrow his 'Factory of Sadness' phrase. 🤔
  4. And they had a son...
  5. Or he's going to go home and get his mom? 🤔
  6. How many assistant coaches are the Bills allowed to hire?! "LEODIS!!! My man!!!"
  7. Suggestions for an 'image makeover': 1. In depth human interest interview with Maddy Glab. 2. Stop wearing shoes on the way to practice and games. 3. Try out for the Knicks. We haven't had a two sport star since Jordan or Jackson. (Don't you dare mention Tom Brady! 🤨)
  8. Sorry. Thought it was the AB thread. That's one down the list. 🙁
  9. Keon at RB. He'll be able to scoot through holes that develop well after the snap. Every carry is a draw play. Every true draw play catches the opposition thinking the whistle had already been blown. 🤔😁
  10. "Is this ceremony almost done? The network is going to cut away to the four o'clock games!" 🤨
  11. Allow for a delayed game start, since Carolina will have a pregame ceremony celebrating former Panthers now playing for the Bills. 😁
  12. Lili Von Shtupp: "It's twoo! It's twoo!"
  13. I tried the $ followed by H-I-T, but the censor bot still softened it. 🙁😁 Andy Richter.
  14. I just about went to Cameo and had Tim Russ record a personal message, "We STILL ain't found crap!!!" 😁 * Sadly, no John Candy or Joan Rivers to reprise their roles.
  15. But...Mel Brooks was President Skroob. Pullman was Lone Star. Plot twist? 🤔
  16. I'm still trying to remember if it was 'Edmunds' or 'Edmonds'. I still need to RSVP his invite for his high school graduation.
  17. Perfect! Johnson is clueless enough to wade into the middle of a soccer fan brawl, assuming it's adoring fans wanting to embrace him. Rid a few professional leagues of a PITA owner. 🤨
  18. Brown strikes me as the sort who would deduct uniform laundering services from their weekly paycheques. 🤨
  19. "Slow and steady wins the race..." Keon Coleman, 2024.
  20. No way! Keep that empty headed f*** away from any sort of mentor role in youth sports. Top row of bleacher seats at best, and with duct tape over his yap. 🤨
  21. I wonder where this mook ends up. 🤔
  22. It's the rest of us who aren't too keen on him...🤨 * 😘
  23. What about Wilson's off field passes? How is he doing in that department?
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