Ridgewaycynic2013

I always thought he worked his way up. (down?) Started as this guy: 🤓 Progressed to: 🧐 Now at: Assy McGee. (Google it.)

Good effort, and a subtle 'Louie De Palma' insult to boot.

Canadian Tire says "KEEP AWAY FROM DUKE WILLIAMS! It's our busiest time!" 😠

I swear it was those outfits Kiara Mia wore out on dates. Absolutely petrified the guy, ruined him for life. A bra strap goes, and POW!

Some of us see what you did there. 😁

No. Tourette Syndrome. Google 'Amy Poehler Deuce Bigalow' to see the clip. Definitely NSFW or church socials. 😁

Reading your version of the haiku, I presumed you were like Amy Poehler's character in 'Deuce Bigalow'.

Why? Corporate shill? Then again, I suppose it's more polite than the reaction the Buffalo Bills fans showed when the Bills drafted that kid from Wyoming back in 2018. 🤔

I thought the 'lousy hospitality table' remarks of a few seasons back would have gotten him turfed. 😁 Reported. They're even bringing back 'Hapless Bills Fan' to issue the warning.

From Wikipedia: Haiku is a type of short form poetry originally from Japan. Traditional Japanese haiku consist of three phrases that contain a kireji, or "cutting word", 17 on (phonetic units similar to syllables) in a 5, 7, 5 pattern, and a kigo, or seasonal reference. Similar poems that do not adhere to these rules are generally classified as senryū. I do not know why Miami weeks are haiku weeks around here, but it has been going on for years.

Cardinals have a plan: 1. Hire disreputable doctor. 2. Amputation at both knees. 3. Add Oscar Pistorius prosthetic legs. 4. Make sure you order the extra tall models.

That's greasy. Greeee-seeeee. * 😁

>>>"Nurse, my wife has been waiting in the emergency room waiting room since 3 o'clock. Do we know when a doctor will see her?" <<<"Sorry sir...there are football players with boo-boos coming in. Their teams pay cash, and that little short kid is crying about his knee and his career with the Oakland A's being over before it started."

Amazing construction. Only one multisyllabic word. (water)

There is some mighty enticing swag in The Bills Store...🤔

Did TBD-TSW send a remote crew to cover the bowling alley contest / ruckus? 🤔

Ah, knew I had seen this somewhere around here the other day.

Whate it takes to reunite with his old buddy Baker.

I'm late to the thread, have only skimmed it. Has anyone tried dragging Edmunds into it yet? 🤔

It's a haiku. Check your structure. Had to use poetic license. * I see why Spock had problems fitting in. 🤨

🐓"It's 'cluck'. I should know."

Poor put upon HOUSE Once again he lacks the cash Shovel seats Friday? 🤔

The same. But we could comfortably sit while picking gravel out of our sneaker soles. 🤔

He's probably setting up outside as we kick this around. Balls in the freezer, JUGGS machine set to '11'. 😁

Dateline: Buffalo N.Y. Dec. 12, 2022. East Aurora police were called to Mister's Bar and Lanes to investigate reports of a disturbance around 6:15 pm...