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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. Can I still get this 'over the counter'?
  2. And all within a half mile of each other. 😁
  3. Written from a Miami Dolphins viewpoint: Cold winter wind here McDaniel's glasses fog up Tags runs for his life Mr. Freddie's Dead, Please see me after class. Sister Bertrille,
  4. Nice work, if you can get it. 🤔😁
  5. Be it sports or politics, most talk radio = contrived controversy.
  6. Have the Bills put 'Squirrel' Winters on the payroll yet? * As for the Dolphins, "freeze, you bastards, freeze!" 😁
  7. Mountain Rescue Team staffer: "Is that a protein bar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
  8. I made the coffee extra strong. 😁
  9. Maybe he is at the point where he should go 'full Madden'? Non sequitur observations, and squiggles on a replay screen? Replace Madden's "BOOM!" with a "POW!" or a "SPLAT!"? 🤔
  10. It all started at a 5,000 watt radio station in Fresno.
  11. Riffing on that, I think we'll give you credit for Cynics United's first T-shirt:
  12. My OCD requires I chastise typos and bad grammar on message boards. Usually I do so to myself, but your egregious error asked for it. 🤨
  13. Can I interest you in a membership to 'Cynics United'? We're not socially active, but I am working on a group discount for auto insurance. 😁
  14. 'finest hour'? 'Little Bighorn'? 🤔 Don't forget "See if Mrs. Robinson is done with the Wilson kid."
  15. I merely thought it ironic that so soon after a win, OP was posting a thread with a negative premise. Shall I write on the chalkboard 'The Bills Must Do Better!' one hundred times? 🤔🤨
  16. ...walk into a bar.
  17. Weekend interns. Judging how corporate broadcasters pay nowadays, the engineer was probably down the hall scrubbing the mens' washroom. Added duties, dontcha know.
  18. His parents were the type that bitched when he came home with a 97% final average. "What about the 3%?!"
  19. This seems like a year where there are a lot more surprise and overachieving teams, as opposed to the years where supposed favourites and 'can't miss!' teams drive the car off the cliff.
  20. Aw, relax. It will only seem like an eternity. 😁
  21. Wallet's always locked in the car, but he's always got his chequebook and a pen...🤔
  22. Agreed. However, there are times he does enjoy having that je ne sais quoi. 😁
  23. Do those come in GORE-TEX?
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