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Ridgewaycynic2013

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  1. The same. But we could comfortably sit while picking gravel out of our sneaker soles. ๐Ÿค”
  2. He's probably setting up outside as we kick this around. Balls in the freezer, JUGGS machine set to '11'. ๐Ÿ˜
  3. Dateline: Buffalo N.Y. Dec. 12, 2022. East Aurora police were called to Mister's Bar and Lanes to investigate reports of a disturbance around 6:15 pm...
  4. Can I still get this 'over the counter'?
  5. And all within a half mile of each other. ๐Ÿ˜
  6. Written from a Miami Dolphins viewpoint: Cold winter wind here McDaniel's glasses fog up Tags runs for his life Mr. Freddie's Dead, Please see me after class. Sister Bertrille,
  7. Nice work, if you can get it. ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜
  8. Be it sports or politics, most talk radio = contrived controversy.
  9. Have the Bills put 'Squirrel' Winters on the payroll yet? * As for the Dolphins, "freeze, you bastards, freeze!" ๐Ÿ˜
  10. Mountain Rescue Team staffer: "Is that a protein bar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
  11. I made the coffee extra strong. ๐Ÿ˜
  12. Maybe he is at the point where he should go 'full Madden'? Non sequitur observations, and squiggles on a replay screen? Replace Madden's "BOOM!" with a "POW!" or a "SPLAT!"? ๐Ÿค”
  13. It all started at a 5,000 watt radio station in Fresno.
  14. Riffing on that, I think we'll give you credit for Cynics United's first T-shirt:
  15. My OCD requires I chastise typos and bad grammar on message boards. Usually I do so to myself, but your egregious error asked for it. ๐Ÿคจ
  16. Can I interest you in a membership to 'Cynics United'? We're not socially active, but I am working on a group discount for auto insurance. ๐Ÿ˜
  17. 'finest hour'? 'Little Bighorn'? ๐Ÿค” Don't forget "See if Mrs. Robinson is done with the Wilson kid."
  18. I merely thought it ironic that so soon after a win, OP was posting a thread with a negative premise. Shall I write on the chalkboard 'The Bills Must Do Better!' one hundred times? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคจ
  19. ...walk into a bar.
  20. Weekend interns. Judging how corporate broadcasters pay nowadays, the engineer was probably down the hall scrubbing the mens' washroom. Added duties, dontcha know.
  21. His parents were the type that bitched when he came home with a 97% final average. "What about the 3%?!"
  22. This seems like a year where there are a lot more surprise and overachieving teams, as opposed to the years where supposed favourites and 'can't miss!' teams drive the car off the cliff.
  23. The 'fix' is in. Also, see the Jaguars. ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜
  24. Aw, relax. It will only seem like an eternity. ๐Ÿ˜
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