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But Dak doesn't cry.

No, you have to order it separately. You get: soup, entree, dessert. Milano should have put the balm on.

This looks like a job for... (ducks into phone booth) ⭐️QB from the draft class of 2018!⭐️ There should be one or two of them kicking around, shouldn't there? 🤔 When the class came out, it was hyped like it was Marvel's 'Avengers'. As it turns out, some were a lot closer to 'Mystery Men'.

'OJ Unintentionally slams the Kardashians!' * Based upon rather loose translations of street slang, for a moment I thought he WAS 'boinking' them again. 🤔

Excessive noise complaints from neighbours. They thought it was someone being beaten; it was actually Jackson screaming over the final play of the Raiders-Patriots game.

Staff: "Better put in Wilson, Coach!" Saleh: "THE HELL YOU SAY!" 😠

An old technique to keep someone from reaching for their wallet...🤔 * I worked with a heavy industrial vehicle mechanic who had a separate shop onsite, with its own office and storeroom. It's also where Andy parked his impressive roll cab toolbox. Anyone entering there was under orders from Andy to be clapping the entire time. 😁

"He was just ahead of his time..."

A career in politics could be on his horizon. 😁

OK, does this opinion now make him 'Wrong Josh'? 🤔

The only decision Kraft is currently contemplating: Please select one: 1. Loyalty to Bill Belichick 2. Loyalty to Patriot fanbase 3. Buttercup Lotus Blossom (aka Freida Wang, Jupiter, FL)

Economy of bandwidth:

Watching too many original 'Miami Vice' reruns. Emulating Edward James Olmos's 'Lt. Martin Castillo'. There was a badass.

I don't know, man, he kinda funny.

Now you have me wondering...🤔

"Hey, Wrong Josh...meet Matt Milano!"

Sammy gets a nomination in the 'Fragile' Frankie Merman category. * As for only played for three?! Donate those jerseys to the Hall of Ignominy, Benito Mussolini wing.

"Bills Mafia, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day."

For a pro athlete: Best ability? Availability.

🎶There's a voice that keeps on calling me Down the road, that's where I'll always be. Every stop I make, I make a new friend, Can't stay for long, just turn around I'm gone again🎵 🎶Maybe tomorrow, I'll want to settle down, Until tomorrow, I'll just keep moving on. Down this road that never seems to end, Where new adventure lies just around the bend. So if you want to join me for a while, Just grab your hat, come travel light, that's hobo style.🎵

Yes, but you're an accountant...🤔😉😁 Mostly: 🎶 Feelings... Nothing more than feelings...🎵

You have to have a minimum number of snaps and playing time and TD passes to qualify for the Fitzpatrick Award. I don't care how many effing jerseys he has. 🤨

The forum has been on a WR nostalgia kick the past week or so, especially since Brown and Beasley re-signed. What's CJ Spill'em up to?

That forum has a lot of threads, but I did luck into one that made me believe that 'Matt Patricia Patriots 2022' is analogous to 'Rob Ryan Bills 2016'. Not at football coaching skills, it's regarding being banned from 'all you can eat' buffets.