Ridgewaycynic2013

Ah, that's crazy!

"Don't let him in the building!" - most of TBD-TSW, 2023.

Hookers, drugs, alcohol? 🤔 * Then again, I think KC lists those under 'benefits' on the job description.

Handing him a tandem bicycle was dumber. Could be one of the few times a DC tries to tell the GM and HC the defense they will run.

One down...thousands to go. 😁

🎵What a lovely way of saying how much you love her.🎶

Kill aliens?! SHAZBOT!!!

Oh...a mean drunk...🤨 * (There's pretty much only 4 types: Weepy, Lovey, Happy, and Mean.)

All 9 of them? 🤨

🎵We get up at 12,🎶 🎶And go to work at 1🎵 🎵Take an hour for lunch🎶 🎶And then at 2 we're done!🎵 🎵Jolly good fun!🎶

In other news, Golden Corral Buffet manager from Denver arrested inebriated and naked, twenty feet up in tree.

Maybe they're positioning for the day all the NFL is flag football? 'Smaller, faster, lighter, kinder, gentler' might be the way to go...🤔

They weren't happy with the quality of my self esthetician skills. * The doctor must have been getting paid by the job, not the hour. The local freezing hadn't even taken effect before he picked up the scalpel and diagonal cutters, and 'KA-KLUNK', there goes the polywog conduit. 😳 "That wasn't so bad was it?" says the doctor. "Jesus, couldn't you wait for the local to take hold?!" says I. Then, as most of us are blessed with two, repeat the process, with even more haste on the starboard side. 😳😬😮

Same here, but my vasectomy in '86 was successful. Still have the damned cough. 🤨 * Blessings and good karma to you on the rescue. 🙂

That cookie is freaking me out, Jerry!

I wonder how some of this lot would have suffered: Coach Henry 'Hank' Bullough

"£#%¥ing line is busy!!!"

How can a mostly Bills themed auction have a signed 'Napoleon Dynamite - Jon Heder', yet not have a Brady Billdo? 🤔

🎵This magic moment. 🎶 That goes out to Rigotz. This is Casey Kasem saying "keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars. Zoinks!"

Horse? Skag? Brownstone? H?

Diggs watched it five times, looking for ways to improve. Many here probably did the same. * What concerns me are those who watched expecting a different outcome.

Another 'McD is bad!' thread? Dick Enberg and George Takei both say "Oh, my!"

He's been dead to me since he broke up with Oates. 😠 * (Actually, that was lame pop music they cranked out.)