Stanley Lombardi

Splurged for a new antenna -- $25 on Amazon, with excellent reviews -- and a Genny six-pack from Consumer Beverages. It doesn't get any better than that.

Shady was a good soldier in Buffalo, and I wish him all the best.

If we get Derrick Henry we get the Lombardi. If Tennessee doesn't franchise him, then we should outbid everybody else to sign him. With this defense, with Allen coming into his own, and with Derrick Henry in the backfield, our Super Bowl record jumps to a sparkling 1-4. This idea is not as far-fetched as it might seem. Henry is 26, the age at which teams begin to be leery of overpaying running backs. It might be that Henry could be signed for less than Sammy Watkins money ($16m per). Let that sink in: less than Sammy freakin' Watkins.

Maybe it was the "F*%k Trump" hat. Kaepernick also tried to tussle with Orange Man; last seen he was somewhere in Georgia on a high school field, throwing make-believe passes in his shorts.

I will never forget Dion Dawkins running down the sideline, following our punt returner (Marcus Murphy?) who was heading for a touchdown. He brings joyousness to a game that can often seem businesslike, even grim.

If I could, I wouldn't.

This rings way too true.

Yes, Virginia, he is.

This may be the best title in the history of language. But, sadly, it may signal the end of Two Bills Drive. Why carry on when, from such a lofty summit, the only direction is down.

After a recent Buffalo blizzard, Josh Allen could not back his Ford Super Duty dually out of the driveway. So he picked it up and carried it to Orchard Park, arriving just in time for practice.

No.

I am convinced that 300-yarders are guys who couldn't get a date to the prom.

Whenever they play an audio clip of a Buffalo Sabre making a comment, they then spend the next couple of minutes yucking it up, trying to guess whose voice it is. Schopp, ever cool in his own estimation, guesses cultural figures past and present: Ronald Reagan, Lou Ferrigno, Yogi Berra, Dolly Parton. They employ a buzzer (wrong guess) and a triangle sound (right guess) to enhance their disrespect.

That is, if you're rounding up.

"Don't go inside before you coincide with some fresh, hot peanuts!"

He is not yet a great QB, but he is going to be one. He is already a true Buffalo Bill, and will always be one.

Reading this, I flashed back to my 20's. How did we make it through all of that? Anyway, I am glad to have 'met' you, and glad to know I wasn't alone.

Brilliant retort! I'll be sure to return next week to see if you've fat-shamed anyone else. You are so good at it.

I'm glad you've made yourself feel better.

Thanks for your contribution. Riveting...insightful.

Our uniforms, right now, are superb. Don't fix superb.

Yuck.

For anyone spiritually inclined (or seeking) Lorenzo and other Bills players will be appearing for a screening of "Kingdom Men Rising--No More Excuses" on October 7, 6:00 p.m. at True Bethel Church, 907 East Ferry Ave.

...only because the Cowsills weren't available.