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Jauronimo

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  1. This is laughably bad revisionist history.
  2. This is laughably bad
  3. Out of the closets and into the streets! Wednesday Lions fans are here! Get used to it!
  4. If you're here, who is watching the idiots at BFAnon.com?
  5. This scares me far more than pirates and hurricanes. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/stranded-cruise-ship-on-which-sewage-ran-down-the-walls-and-savages-fought-over-food-finally-docks-amid-jubilant-scenes-8496330.html
  6. Wellness check on @Irv. Its going to be an irritating year.
  7. 5 minutes ago you didn't know what position Kirksey played. Take it down a notch, Boss.
  8. Great point. Last year the AFC West was supposed to be a blood bath and most of us bought in thinking Broncos, Raiders, and Bolts were ready to beat up on the Chiefs. Instead the division race was over by week 6. Bills fans know that super bowls and playoff berths aren't won on paper or in the offseason.
  9. Hollandaise Elam has a nice ring to it.
  10. They tried letting him make the calls in practice but he just kept yelling "gabagool", "pro-ZHUUTE", and "MOOZ-arelllll". The rest of the time he tried to communicate the play call with a series of wildly emphatic hand gestures. In response to his teammates confusion and frustration he said "eyyy, fuughetaboudit!!"
  11. Milano is a special player. You can toss a partial deck of cards up in the air and Milano can tell you how many cards are still in your hand and which cards they are a nano second after the last card hits the ground. He can recite pi out to 365,783 decimals without breaking a sweat. But if you ask him to go into a Starbucks and order a latte he pisses himself. Not everybody is meant to be a vocal leader.
  12. Do a backflip @#%$@^! I dare you.
  13. Drafting a player in the 3rd round who gets a second NFL contract is a win. We have a championship caliber roster. That means good NFL players will be cut, traded, or let to walk in free agency. A guy who wasnt good enough for us played 60% of snaps for Minny.
  14. Thruns used to give us fits. They're hard to contain and force you into uncomfortable positions. But ever since I installed a bidet in the master bathroom, thruns are a walk in the park. Its like a pair of Air Monarchs for your butthole. 10/10 consumers of chicken wings and tex mex recommend a home bidet.
  15. And all of those guys are on a 53 man roster today. Even Cody Ford.
  16. You are aware that a right tackle plays on the offensive side of the ball, correct?
  17. Here's the rest of the NFL and NHL. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_NHL_franchise_owners https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_NFL_franchise_owners Nearly all are first time owners or they inherited teams from their parents. "Novices to sports management" is a silly criticism to levy at an owner. You make it sound like there is a traditional route to owning an NFL or NHL franchise that they skipped along the way. Meanhwile there are owners who have been in the game for 6 decades who still make "novice" mistakes and meddle in affairs they should stay out of.
  18. No new owner comes in with a background in sports management. You don't make your billions in sports management.
  19. McDermott had Whaley, a team of scouts, and insider knowledge of Carolinas draft board which some have argued came from Beane. He didn't run a draft. He mostly punted since we had a lame duck GM which is why we didn't take a QB. The game day roster he assembles with players drafted and signed by Beane?
  20. McDermott had Whaley, a team of scouts, and insider knowledge of Carolinas draft board which some have argued came from Beane. He didn't run a draft. He mostly punted since we had a lame duck GM which is why we didn't take a QB. The game day roster he assembles with players drafted and signed by Beane?
  21. If we improved our draft position by trading a guy who was going to be cut then it was a solid deal.
  22. Based on what evidence?
  23. Some say he's still waiting for his table.
  24. My phone also likes to change everything to "ducking sabers are blowing it again!"
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