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This also sounds made up. Sorry bro, just not buying it.

I'm calling BS on this one too. This sounds exactly like something from one of those Tarantino films. Kill Phil and the Ingenius Eightf.

Reminds me of when I was working sales in the tri-state area. It was a total rat race. All commission based. My manager brings in some hot shot from corporate to rally the troops and the guy starts talking all about his new car and giant balls. The mother@#$er comes over to me and takes the coffee right out of my hands. Says coffee is for winners. I lose it. "ABC motherf@#$er!!!" Arm Bar Chump!!! Good thing my manager separated us before I broke that guys arm. How on earth does battling Colombian cartels remind you of a pointless walk down the train tracks?

That reminds me of when I was partying with buddy in South Beach who is a big shot real estate developer. We're at his mansion on Star Island and hitting the slopes pretty hard. When I say slopes, I'm not talking about Holiday Valley or Bristol while you and your buddy give each other ZJ's on the bunny hill. I'm talking about rocketing down K2 or Everest. There is a mountain of bolivian marching powder on the table. Our faces are covered. Turns out my friend owes a bit cash to some unsavory dudes. This I find out as a bunch of men armed with automatic weapons storm the mansion. I watch my friend go down in a hail of bullets. I catch a grazing shot to the arm. I dive for cover behind his desk and take a hot slug to the leg. And that's when I get mad. I grab his fully auto M-16 with grenade launcher and yell "say hello to my midget friend!" and start firing grenades in all directions. Took out a whole Colombian hit squad and wound up boss of the Medellin cartel. But that's another story.

Did the rag tag group of bartenders eventually come together as a team and win the softball championship against the corporate bad guys in the upset of the century and save the Rec center from being bulldozed and turned into luxury condos?? I bet the quiet guy who was never good at sports and can't hit remembered some key bit of advice from the practice montage and jacked a homer in the bottom of the 9th to win the game.

That reminds me of the time when I was traveling across the country to meet up with some of my old college buddies. Good old fashioned road trip. I roll into this small town in Idaho and immediately I start getting flack from the local sheriff. They toss me in the slammer for a night and that's when I start having flashbacks. I go full PTSD. They fly in a whole special forces team to get me!! Luckily for me, I had covert, black ops, super commando training. Had to take them all out. It was a massacre.

Oh, ok. Well the last time I got really mad was when I was walking with my girlfriend and these street punks started hassling us. At first it wasn't that bad, just them whistling and making crude comments about her so we decided to ignore them and just kept walking. But they followed us and got increasingly aggressive. Eventually their leader got in front of me and was blocking my path. He said he wasn't going to let us go unless he got a kiss. I planted a big wet one on him but I guess he wanted one from her. They formed a circle around us and the taunting escalated. I could feel my blood boiling and warned them that I was livid and they wouldn't like what was coming next. That's when he pulled a knife. One of his lackeys grabbed my girls ass and then I f@#$ing lost it. I turned bright green and grew three times my normal size and proceeded to totally wreck shop. Beat the hell out of all of them. It was like a I was a different person. I eventually returned to my normal form and vowed to never lose my temper again. She and I eventually broke up and I just walked off into the sunset.

This didn't happen.

My guess is McGregor tags in Trump who takes out Mayweather with a flying elbow off the top rope. When McGregor thinks he has won the fight, Trump hits Notorious with the steel chair. Winner by knockouts, the president of the united states. 3 way rematch in February after the hype tour to end all hype tours.

I've been enjoying R&M. Good call.

I've got some old contact lenses that I was just going to toss since I switched brands. I'd be happy to donate for the pooch.

Buy a pack of gum? Go to the movies by myself? This conversation gets way more interesting with larger increments of money.

Finish no less than 16 games, excluding the pre-season.

Dane Cook

JJ Watt becomes the first openly gay player in the Pro Bowl, wins comeback player of the year, and a finalist for DPOY. In 2018?

Just don't take a picture of the damage and text it to yo baby mama.

I agree with you 100% in the context of a real fight. If I could convince myself that was a real fight, I'd be right there with you throwing every cent to my name on Mayweather and taking my guaranteed pay out. I am not at all convinced that this is a real fight. The two camps can't even feign animosity. This side show looks more like performance art. I cannot shake the feeling that the drama is already planned to pave the way for a 3 part cash out.

Nothing would surprise me. I get the idea that this thing is scripted. If ever there was a "fight" to script, this is it.

SCAB!!!

That's what ended the last lockout. The owner's are not at all afraid of a work stoppage.

I had no idea that capicola and cured meats were fancy foods and that Mexican was more accessible to the less educated. Every hole in the wall deli in WNY has an assortment of cured meats.

Also, the relationship between Cousins and the Skins were shaky leading up to last year. After McCloughan was fired there were reports that Cousins declared that he will never sign with Washington. Cousins hates Bruce Allen. http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/report-kirk-cousins-wont-sign-a-long-term-deal-as-long-as-bruce-allen-is-with-redskins/

When football is 5 on 5, and rosters are 15 guys deep, the few players left in the league will be paid like NBA all stars.

Apparently none of you morons understand intersectionality. http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/03/is-intersectionality-a-religion.html Check your privilege fancy sandwich eating cis-male scum! http://www.cnbc.com/2017/07/11/david-brooks-column-about-italian-sandwiches-is-causing-an-uproar.html

He basically did.