Jauronimo

TM: "Honestly, Dave...can I call you Dave? I NEVER liked the Bills. Told Terry he shouldn't have bought them in the first place and waited a few years for the Rams opportunity. But hes too damned impatient. Frankly, I'm glad the Bills suck!! It's just you and me now Dave. We gotta stick together!"

Trent was exposed. Defenses got wise to the fact that he will only throw about 5 yards down field and will most likely just dump it off to RBs. After 4 or 5 games, opposing defenses camped on the short routes, stacked the box and dared him to beat them deep. He didn't. He couldn't. He refused to throw the ball downfield. His 3 INT first half vs. Cleveland may have contributed to that situation.

If you go at 3AM after some serious boozing you will not be disappointed.

India House is a place I put on my never again list. Pure filth. I would sooner eat out of the dumpster behind Tandoor or Haveli than return to that hole. If you want some real Chinese in Rochester that packs spice, check out Tsingtao House for legit Szechuan and leave the food court at the mall alone. Richmonds in Rochester. ButaPub in Rochester. At least that was the case 2 years ago.

I dare you to say that to my face. The last guy who called me a potty mouth to my face....his mom put him in timeout. He went to bed without dessert that night.

Have you met mrags? Hes the toughest guy on TBD. Nobody denies this. You are no mrags. You're not even mrags light. You're decaf mrags with an umbrella on your best day.

You talk pretty big for a guy using soiled briefs as a toupee.

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

Lets not get carried away. Half the guys on TBD would pay double the market rate for game worn helmets to have Peyton put his balls on their head. Plus that woman used a lot of profanity.

Keep doing your part, good American. White picket fence, 2.5 kids, station wagon, apple pie, two twin beds that you push them together on birthdays and anniversaries. These kids need a good long tour in Vietnam. That'll straighten out these gender fluid queers.

I recall some talk that Maybin was Jauron's pick while Modrak wanted Orakpo.

Until proven otherwise, the Caps are a regular season machine that is ill suited to playoff hockey.

Someone always has to bring Tebow into the discussion.

I was in Mexico not long ago and got into mezcal a bit. I found that to be more suitable to sipping than the higher end tequilas.

I thought Louie's suited your rather specific tastes. Is that not what you were looking for?

The ex-wife probably didn't appreciate you dropping by unannounced and hanging stuff in her kitchen.

We didn't like him at all. In Project Drafting Mayhem Maybin he was hated, but in death he is now loved. His name was Tom Modrak.

I've got a place for you. Its a bit out of the way but its worth it. I've been going to Louie's in Lockport, NY for years. Most locals don't even know about it. Its not some hipster joint with tiny servings of sous vide asparagus with togarishi butter and kimchi foam served by a some bike riding vegan with a curly moustache and a stupid hat. Its also not a total dive swilling bags of deep fried Sysco crap, High Life and one bottle of wine collecting dust in the corner. In fact there's really no food at all. And no booze either. No music, no distractions. Its the perfect place to go f@#$ yourself. I think you'd really like it.

I'm not going to claim to be some kind of well heeled, big haired, tv news astrologist with a huge Doppler and a wheelbarrow full of cash, but I been to Bawstin and tropical it ain't.

He was born in Massachusetts and went to school in California.

Oh yeah. Didn't the team give that to you on the field and you got to meet Repsaj the Great? I vaguely remember something cool about that.

I miss Jasper. He represented everything good about this team to me and about 2 other people. http://forums.twobillsdrive.com/topic/130693-the-jasper-factor/

I think ESPN twitter is a bit dyslexic. I just watched the ESPN segment and I'm pretty sure they meant balls deep, as Jaworski and McShay were literally choking on their effusive praise for Mahomes and that arm strength.

My tips for liking Lesean McCoy: 1. Do not follow him on Twitter; 2. Do not follow him on Facebook; 3. Do not follow him on Instagram; 4. Do not pay attention to him riding a Segway dressed like Pharell, draped in Louis bags; 5. Do not follow his press conferences; 6. Do draft him on your fantasy team; and 7. Do watch him carry our offense on Sundays. He has the respect of his teammates and plays hard. I don't think he and I would have much in common aside from our Irish heritage but if his teammates like and respect him, that's good enough for me.

It was a chump move, but that's not what BADOL was talking about at all in the latest chapter of his Shady crusade.