BringBackFergy

The first CSR I talked to was unable to give me any discount. She sent me over to "Sunday Ticket Dept. CSR" Real nice lady "Lexus" understood my predicament. I threw two of my friends under the bus ( @Gugny and @ExiledInIllinois) and said these two shmoes have only had Directv for 5 years and they got Sunday Ticket for free...whereas I have had DTV for 20+ years and all my cell phones are AT&T. Lexus said I was wayyyy more loyal than the aforementioned knuckleheads and gave me the following: Sunday ticket at $48/month for 6 months LOYALTY discount of $45/month for 12 months So, Sunday Ticket will be total cost of $288 12 Month discount valued at $540 Net profit = $252 I'm goin' to Sizzler

Thx They played together in Carolina, maybe?

Who was speaking in the video? No idea

I can appreciate your advocacy, but honestly, I’d rather listen to a barn cat caught in a snare than that whole video. I’ll try closed captioned next time.

With all due respect, I listened to 67 seconds of that guy and found myself walking toward the steak knife drawer in my kitchen. Holy %#*!

Bean bags?? Bean bags??? Did the pigs wanna play cornhole or Toss Across?? The quicker our men in blue realize they’re protecting our neighborhoods, the quicker we can all sleep better at night.

Who is the author of these gems? Joe B?

Now Jeves can’t even take a day off for golfing. This is getting preposterous!!! https://sports.yahoo.com/amphtml/bear-runs-full-speed-golfer-150846504.html

Tasker is always licking his gums and smacking his lips like he just ate a bowlful of Cool Ranch Doritos and the soda machine is out of order.

Why not just say “monumental” and avoid the confusion? Oh, I see who started this thread. Forget it.

Did you sign an extension? Or can we trade you to the Patriots' board?

It’s the end times. Bears and rats joining forces. https://bangordailynews.com/2021/08/07/news/bangor/a-300-pound-black-bear-has-joined-milfords-rat-population-intensifying-the-towns-plight/

Those are called “snappers”.

Hikers??? Pshhhh. That’s like bikers. Does anyone really care? Just kidding.

Updates please!!

Obviously wasn’t Dawson Knox…the kid caught it.

I was a little off on the quote, but you got the idea. Great scene. If they were shaped like a lateral incisor you’d be thrilled!!

That’s a line from “Bull Durham”

Take this chit to the NBA Board!!! Ohhhhh, there isn’t one? Exactly

Thx. Absolutely correct. Great multiple trades by Beane.

Candlesticks are always nice.

Tyrod to Cleveland for a 2nd rounder. That’s what allowed us to move up for Josh (I believe)

Now Josh Rosen has 150,000,000 chips on his shoulder.

https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.6124357 Absolutely f#%!$ing sickening. At least their Grizz brethren kill humans/salmon/bikers/kayaks with one chomp. Get rid of these killing machines.

Even Grizz don’t take kindly to bikers. https://www.ksl.com/article/50215486/grizzly-bear-chases-mountain-biker-near-area-of-previous-attack-in-idaho