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BringBackFergy

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  1. F%#! You!!!!
  2. Guys like this give advice to little old ladies but lock their keys in the car. Stay farrrrr away.
  3. Cue the TBD forensic investigators, armchair civil litigators and general know-it-alls.
  4. My father always told me “Pay yourself first”…if you make $1000/week, always take $100 of it and put it toward your retirement. Then use the remaining $900 for bills, mortgage, food, etc.
  5. Pay yourself first.
  6. Bob Segargonzola
  7. Nutty Buddy Holly
  8. Chris Collinsworth voice "Now here's a guy that has a history of violence dating back to college and he's still drafted and hasn't sat out any games...according to our PFF calculations, he's ranked No. 2 in Aggressive Tendencies behind Mixon"
  9. Hershey “Kiss” “Boston” “Cream” pie Glen “Miller Light” Orchestra
  10. We really need to climax later in the season.
  11. Hoping he is claimed by the Lions. Then he'll know what it REALLY feels like to be overlooked in the passing game. #siberia
  12. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. That Miami game was a nail biter in first half.
  13. ^^^ Used to moonlight as a photographer…until this happened
  14. ^^ Paid for his college tuition by serving spritzers to elderly ladies at Four Holy Helpers BINGO nights with a tip jar that read “Tip Me Here and I’ll Tip You Out Back”
  15. Jack keeps a collection of his sister’s belly button lint balls in an old Whitman’s Sampler under his bed. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that)
  16. Tunafishes 79 Beels -26
  17. Shifty hips, long index fingers, shorter, squattier the better. Longer hair (think Collinsworth and Dave Casper). And Lutheran. For some reason, Lutherans always project as good receivers.
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