My father always told me “Pay yourself first”…if you make $1000/week, always take $100 of it and put it toward your retirement. Then use the remaining $900 for bills, mortgage, food, etc.
Chris Collinsworth voice "Now here's a guy that has a history of violence dating back to college and he's still drafted and hasn't sat out any games...according to our PFF calculations, he's ranked No. 2 in Aggressive Tendencies behind Mixon"
^^ Paid for his college tuition by serving spritzers to elderly ladies at Four Holy Helpers BINGO nights with a tip jar that read “Tip Me Here and I’ll Tip You Out Back”
Shifty hips, long index fingers, shorter, squattier the better. Longer hair (think Collinsworth and Dave Casper). And Lutheran. For some reason, Lutherans always project as good receivers.