BringBackFergy

Water is wet.

Are we now posting RIP wishes for anyone who dies? I mean, Mr. Peart sounds like a nice guy, but he's the father of a famous person. RIP "The Great Carlini" (did magic shows at nursing homes). https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/buffalonews/name/carl-blessing-obituary?pid=198926871

https://sports.yahoo.com/amphtml/tyrann-mathieu-le-veon-bell-092435710.html How many songs can we come up with for “Tyrod Matthew” or “Honey Weasel”?

But federal workers know more than you and me. Ask Exiled.

Now they’re hazing the grizz!! What is this, college?? Make it stop!! https://www.jhnewsandguide.com/news/environmental/local/togwotee-grizzly-family-to-be-heavily-hazed-for-two-weeks/article_83febc91-24b4-5a6e-b417-9f0242df118e.html @ExiledInIllinois @Beerball

Beerball and Hapless?? That’s mean.

Because “Doug Whaley set this team back and Kyle Orton belongs on the Wall” was too long of a name for the pedigree papers.

Link? IMO, it doesn’t matter if he’s 10 pounds over or under, can he keep up? (Endurance)

@Beerball Killing machines. Sickening. I hope you sleep well at night knowing these animals are eradicating elk populations. https://www.outdoorlife.com/adventure/grizzly-kill-caught-on-camera/

If you claim to have a large brain, the grizz will enjoy it with a fine Chianti. Remember, I don’t have to outrun the Grizz, I just have to outrun you.

What’s the deal with these intellectual types who have a “Book Shelter” outside their house? They leave their books in there inviting people to take them for free and read. So it’s basically a “LAMR” (Look At Me Read) trap so you can be impressed with their catalog of books. F%#! that!! I’ll read what I want and donate my books to the library.

This is just getting out of hand. Control your damn goats!!! https://www.newsweek.com/canada-man-confronts-grizzly-bear-vineyard-farm-quadra-island-1598911?amp=1

“What we have here, is a failure to communicate”

Pain don’t hurt.

Name droppers: “Hey Fergy, I met this great guy who you should hang with some time. He’s pretty cool and super intelligent”. Uhhh, yeah, I know him and he’s not that bright. Or “I had drinks with (insert name of self proclaimed famous/cool/affluent person)”. Great, I don’t like most people, and he’s on that list.

Lock her up and throw away the key. Friggin’ do-gooder is messing with nature. Just like a certain lock tender we all know and love.

Tommy Boy Wall Street The Godfather Shawshank Redemption Training Day It’s a Wonderful Life Platoon

Are they scouting for “deers”? Please call Mario Williams

Yeah. Then Julio and Cam would be on IR together for 7-8 weeks.

Bearball gets upset every year when the doctor checks his prostrate gland.

Pet Peeve: I go to the beverage store, buy a 12 pack of IPA or some other beer and never check the packaging. I pay for it, get home and there’s only 11 in the pack! Pisses me off. Happens frequently.

With you on that. Love IPA’s but tough to judge one from another. First thing I look at is ABV...after that (or two) they all taste the same.

You just did. Damn you.

Another Pet Peeve: Toppers. “Oh, you think that’s bad, let me tell you about ......”. WTF? Let me have my time in the spotlight. Damn you Toppers!!!

I had a “Pet Peeves” thread about 6 years ago, then JR in Pittsburgh had one a few years ago, but we need another (mostly because of @ExiledInIllinois) **** Ok, these Sanitary Pads in the bottom of my grocery store steak packages piss me off. I want the damn blood in there. That’s flavor. So I unpackage the steak from the styrofoam pack and there’s a pad on the bottom drenched in blood. My appetite...gone. NOTE: Here comes Exiled talking about boaters, tie off lines and migratory birds who leave dung on his heated tower roof.