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transient

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  1. Gonna get right back to where he started from. Cleveland!
  2. Rumor has it for Christmas this year he bought his offensive line leather dominatrix attire, studded high heels, ball gags, and whips and the attached cards were signed “You know what daddy likes! ❤️ BB” Apparently not everyone knew which daddy liked what, though, as Tyler Shatley reportedly attempted to sodomize Bill Belichick shortly after receiving said gift.
  3. Apparently the scene in Ted 2 where Marky Mark and Peter Griffin bear break into Tom Brady’s house to sperm-jack him was loosely based on true-life events involving Blake and Tommy that actually started off consensual but ended with each party filing a restraining order on the other.
  4. I heard his parents were going to name him Blaine, but were too concerned that Blaine sounded more like a major appliance than a name. Oh, and apparently they also think he sucks.
  5. Clearly, there was no playoff guarantee, so this was the least he could have done for Meatball. So happy for a truly class act that he scores a TD on his way to his first playoff appearance. If Kyle is appreciated half as much by his team as he is by Bills fans, it was a brilliant stroke of team building by McD.
  6. For the sake of all that is holy, please edit this with an alternate celebratory meme. I had tears of relief in my eyes as friends were texting their congratulations on the Bills playoff berth. Tom Brady’s cheating presence in this thread has resulted in these evolving to salty, hateful tears of rage! F$&@ Tom Brady!!!!!!!
  7. IIRC, the city of Buffalo seemingly had a plan in place for what to do with the Peace Bridge... so, so long ago.
  8. Meatball with a TD run giving way to his first playoff season. Couldn’t have scripted it better! Go Bills!!
  9. He’s preferable to Just Another Fan or Fairweather Fan.
  10. If the screen name is to be believed, Canada... apparently musical trends aren’t the only things behind the times in the great white north.
  11. Walk the puppies, then headed to “the shrimp lot” to get some fresh seafood to make a bisque that I somehow got talked into for my in-laws NYD brunch tomorrow. Then figure out how-the-f to make seafood bisque. ...late breaking addition, look for exposed external water pipes that need to be wrapped cuz it’s supposed to be in the 20s the next few nights in NOLA. Doh!
  12. Premature Chicken Counter 7th Inning Perfect Game Talker Rally Monkey Hitman
  13. Unlike the Maclin thread, where we were biding our time in a fun thread while waiting for breaking news, burying recipes in this landfill for the rare person willing to sift through trash in the hopes of unearthing a few silver dollars seems like a waste of recipes.
  14. A true man of the times where differences in perspective represent the fine line between fame and infamy...
  15. Unless there is an upper limit to thread life, I vote no on “F5.” And “ground up and in the freezer” seems WAAAAY above the level of clever thus far captured in this thread... at least in the every-so-often last few pages catch-up efforts that I’ve engaged in.
  16. “People don't drink the sand because they're thirsty. They drink the sand because they don't know the difference.” Michael Douglas, An American President
  17. ^^^Has to be the dueling slashes... yep, definitely... oh boy... definitely, definitely has to be the dueling slashes.
  18. ^^^Unpleasant experiences never carry the acute “I just slammed my head into a doorway” sort of pain that they do with some posters, instead taking on the dull ache character of a week-old bruise.
  19. ^^^Has reconsidered his resolution to cut down on his porn watching, realizing it would be easier to limit breathing to only 8 hours per day, and has instead given up caring what other people think about how he spends his time.
  20. Honestly, incarcerating him in Slidell would be punishment enough.
  21. Yes! YES! Now that’s the way to invoke the baby Jesus!
  22. Down with the Ravens! Down with Titans and Bolts too! Win! Shed the monkey!
  23. Shady would have a better chance of 180 tomorrow if he was playing against the Bills instead of for them.
  24. [This is an automated response]As a courtesy to the other board members, please stick to the dead horse being beaten. The dead horse you have chosen isn’t scheduled for its next beating until 2018, and will appear periodically through 2036.
  25. Why, was that Art’s johnson?
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