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Just for that I think I’ll start a thread titled “No, really, what should we nickname Edmunds”. And maybe even a third titled “If Edmunds had a nickname, what would it be?” ?

Son of a Biscuit - SOB for short

I would add with respect to Marv that I was always so frustrated with his philosophy in big games. The Bills were the class of the AFC and won with talent and execution, but when they faced similarly talented teams coached by big game coaches in Parcells, Gibbs, and Johnson they were consistently caught with their pants down and couldn’t “out-execute” them. Also the Walt Corey read and react BS with a loaded defense was a criminal waste of talent. Marv may have been a master motivator and manager of giant egos, but he was plagued by philosophical hubris and I’d argue his coaching skills were widely overblown. You have to wonder if Marchibroda wasn’t on his staff if the offensive talent wouldn’t have been similarly wasted.

Just so I’m clear on this, making fun of a person who was shot in the head is funny, whereas making fun of the person who was making fun of the person who was shot in the head is not funny.

Only skimmed it, but it sounds like the damage was to his skull, not his brain. Unless there's a reason to believe his titanium plate increases his risk of head injury somehow, other than optics I don't see why this would be an issue. With a mid-year entry for TBD's most horrible person award, please welcome Jon in Pasadena.

Regardless of the actual number rewatch the pick at the end of the Jacksonville playoff game and ask yourself if you don’t have concerns about his arm strength.

He was blinded by the “Gis-“ in her name.

Tuxedo jacket asks “Tell me the truth, does this Tom make me look gay?”

I started freaking out at the thread title thinking "Oh, sh**! This is going to be so embarrassing... someone must have found the video of me and the hors..." Wait... I mean, whaaaat? Anyway, this is so much more embarrassing.

It’s a gloved hand, so there’s no DNA evidence. No one’s gonna believe you... backup.

Hey, does anyone know a mostly incoherent way to bludgeon the joy out of life? ...ask Irv!

I need to know what compelled you to look so closely at his hot pants as to discern those were pictures...

It took months of practice, but Tom’s first instinct was no longer to place his ankles by his ears when the straps came out... much to Wes's chagrin.

I'd add a set of giant balls to intimidate opponents.

Kyle Williams is more of a ball hawk at this stage of his career than Adams.

All I got from this article is that Highsmith has been smacked in the head so many times he can’t tell the difference between Evander Holyfield and Mike Tyson when he tries to name drop when attributing a well known quote.

Let me thank you on behalf of the OP for taking some of the heat off...

You know, except for the fact that when he took those stupid chances down and distance and time remaining never warranted it. It was never 3rd and long or 4th down, or seconds to go in the game. It was always with 2+ minutes to go with makeable down and distance when he would decide to throw their last chance out the window instead of being patient. Fitz may have excelled at Harvard in an economics program, but from a risk management perspective for a starting NFL QB his football IQ kinda sucked.

After the Bengals trade we find out that Beane’s a witch... now it’s Allen witch! Holy Buffalo coven, Batman.

If there was someone clearly worth a damn in front of the backup maybe there would be a little less outcry for the next in line (though there was a contingent calling for Reich in the Kelly years, so apparently that voice will never be entirely silenced regardless of who the starter is).

Why, did Trump mispronounce it?

Oh, I get it... probably gonna come up a little short, right? Couldn't this have just gone in one of the other hundreds of Baker Mayfield threads? The draft can't get here soon enough.

Who here has ever been mistaken for Tim Connolly's prepubescent twin?

Because it’s less physically painful than a literal kick in the nuts, even if the emotional scarring has been much more severe.