Johnny Hammersticks

Championship?

Just make sure you don’t sit on your balls.

Word around the campfire here in New England is that Rask got absolutely hammered the night before his “undisclosed illness” that kept him out of the lineup against the Sens. Apparently, he was too hung over to even go through warm ups. Rumor is he has had a bad drinking problem for a long time, and also lots of marital problems that have impacted his play.

As someone who draft L. Bell last year with my 1st round pick, it was infuriating watching him run into the back of his linemen, get knocked backward, and then try to dance around the edge. He very rarely had good holes to run through. Of course, this was very pleasing to see when the Jets played Buffalo. I expect Bell to have a crappy year, and Darnold to get his head kicked in. Gotta have a solid offensive line and a good running game with a young QB.

Oh. RIP, Mrs. Dog.

I thought he was dead ??‍♂️

Check your account online. You might already be getting ST Max for free this year. Might change your “bargaining strategy.”

Called today. Asked for customer loyalty department. Was immediately transferred to an English speaking (?) young woman. Tried to be overly nice. Told her just looking to cut our monthly expenses, and wanted to know if there were any promotions or anything she could do for me. She put me on hold and offered my $55 off a month for 12 months without having to renew my contract (which has expired). I thought that was pretty good, but I was feeling lucky so I asked her if she could give me a discount on Sunday Ticket. She said I was getting it for free this year. Never got an email....but okay. She confirmed and I was done. Cut my bill down by more the 1/3. Free ST. I’m cool with that.

Playoffs implies of course that you would be winning, so yeah...obviously. Although the Jets might want to consider competing against the Pats in the “Lose for Lawrence” campaign ??

Thanks. Is an empty beer can considered an open container if there is absolutely no evidence that you drank it? It must have fallen out of the bag while I was taking my bottles and cans back, officer. I’d be willing to take a breathalyzer ??‍♂️ Reprocessing? That sounds painful ?

Please tell us how it works then, officer gang bangarang.

I think there would have to be evidence that you were intoxicated/impaired for the open container law to kick in. Sober enough to blow double zeros on the breathalyzer...I doubt they’d get you on a beer can. Let alone a beer can containing dip spit.

My uncle is a police lieutenant, and I don’t even speak to him at Thanksgiving. “Johnny will you pass the stuffing?” “I don’t have to speak to you, Uncle Brian.” “Am I being detained, or may I take my plate into the den and watch football?”

I guess, but she has no boobs. That’d be like mask debating for me.

@BringBackFergy care to weigh in as an attorney in NYS?

https://research.msu.edu/innocent-african-americans-more-likely-to-be-wrongfully-convicted/

Thank you. Exactly my point, and I would venture to guess that there are FAR more white drug dealers than black/minority drug dealers.

You do understand that there are white drug dealers too, correct? You also understand that there are white people who reside in “economically bad neighborhoods,” right? Drug related crimes and poverty are not just a black thing, dude. You are doing a great job demonstrating your ignorance.

Some people just don’t like facts ??‍♂️

So you don’t believe that there are instances of black people being treated unfairly purely because of their race? Racism is a thing. It’s not everything, but it’s real and it’s heavily embedded in our criminal justice system. You don’t like facts?

Why not?

So there is an abundance of information to support why he shouldn’t have been arrested and taken into custody, and you speculate based on nothing that there probably was a reason he was arrested but it was covered up after the fact due to his celebrity status? Uh huh. Okay ?

He feels as though he was treated unjustly by the police due to his race. Why is that so hard to understand? A person does not have to be murdered to be treated unfairly. Sounds like he might have a point ??‍♂️

There’s not enough beer in Milwaukee.

I don’t think I’ll ever be able to forgive him for that drop in the EZ. Brutal.