Johnny Hammersticks

I’d be surprised if shooting stats were not elevated in most major cities. People are on the edge of the edge, man ??‍♂️

Some horrifying stories if you’re interested in looking this sicko. Here’s one ? https://allthatsinteresting.com/albert-fish Warning: Explicit and horrifying descriptions of his crimes against children.

I think you’re setting the bar for evil a little lower than the rest of us.

You believe everyone is innately evil, and that their environment (upbringing) is the ultimate mitigating factor?

https://www.biography.com/crime-figure/ed-gein When I was researching PhD programs, I had a fleeting interest in forensic psychology. Used to watch every serial killer documentary I could find. Ed Gein is one of the most disturbing and evil individuals I came across. Dude was freaking twisted. Major authoritarian mommy issues. Arthur Shawcross is one I heard about frequently growing up in central NY. I worked at a furniture store on Lyell Ave. that was a few doors down from the bar from which he abducted a lot of his prostitute victims.

7 days in Hell and Tour de Pharmacy are also very good Samberg movies. I believe they're both on Hulu now.

That’s it! We’re going to fight at the home opener tailgate! Waaaaaaa! ?

Cool. All I have left are no twitch fibers. Except for my right forearm. Loaded with quick twitch fibers ?

I thought the term “quick twitch” referred to a type of muscle fiber. Some athletes are so well conditioned (and genetically predisposed) such that they have more quick twitch muscle fibers than others. I could be wrong. I guess I’ve never heard someone say an athlete “needs to get their quick twitch up a little.” I understand what you’re getting at, I guess.

What? I’ve never heard this expression before. ??

I have two anuses.

You play Modern Warfare?

This movie is very, very funny. Definitely has that unique Samberg style to it. There were like 5-6 times where I was literally laughing out loud. The cocaine scene with JK Simmons had tears rolling down my cheeks. Must watch.

This is why I have lots of guns.

You like professional wrestling?

Mauve and dark mauve. Wait...are you ***** with my head?

That’s gay??

Nice to see @ExiledInIllinois in this thread being his typical judgmental self. If you drink at a bar you must be an alcoholic. If you eat a 50 mg THC edible every day with your morning coffee you must be a pot head. SMH ?‍♂️

It’s just a little flu

Let’s eat, grandpa! Let’s eat grandpa!

The butt luge shot will certainly become a more regular occurrence.

Dafuq’s that supposed to mean?!

Hugh Jass

Oliver Clothesoff

Not a flashy move by any means, but I wouldn’t mind sending a 2021 4th or 5th round pick for David Njoku.