Get him in the summer time too. Buy a pound of shrimp and throw it up in his rain gutter. After a couple days he’ll be going crazy trying to figure out where the vile stench in coming from. Very few stinks worse than rotting shrimp 🤢
Seriously, I’m vindictive AF. I would be spending every spare moment figuring out ways to mess with this dude until he either regretted his actions and stopped or he murdered me. Road kill in his mailbox? Yeah.
She’s kind of got that Morticia Addams look to her. Not in a good way. Like she has some dead cats in her freezer. That said, looks like she has some decent cans. I’d let her touch it.
BTW, IMO the Scottish accent is the most unattractive for a woman. Like a cheese grater on your ears.
You’re done with this team. You handed in your fan card as soon as you created this baby tantrum thread. Bye 👋 I hear the Dolphins are pretty good this year.
Ever do the fortune cookie where you read the fortune and follow it up with “in bed.” That can be funny. Since I only really go out for Chinese food with my kids nowadays we play the same game but end the fortune reading with “in Lena’s (my daughter) diaper.” The kids get a kick out of it.
As for the cookies…I never eat them. Gross.