Johnny Hammersticks

Yes. Because every singer who goes viral on the internet has great talent.

How about if you come to work consistently sleep deprived, and also a little bit drunk still from the night before? Story of my life.

Looks like she could eat an apple through a picket fence. Yes, I would.

Don't you have to take the "s" off of the "https" or something like that? When I cut and paste on my iphone, it just automatically embeds to video...

Good one.

Should I be impressed? Seems like she just screams the lyrics. I guess she’s pretty good for 13. Also, why does her dancing remind me of the possessed girl from The Exorcist? She’s going to throw out a hip!

Peterman may be the week 1 starter, but they didn’t draft Allen #7 overall to sit him until 2020. Personally, I think Allen wins the job in preseason and is the week 1 starter.

I started working in a restaurant when I was 14, and did everything from dishwasher to front end manager. Worked in restaurants until age 30 when my son was born. A couple of quotes I remember that helped me learn the ropes: “You got time to lean, you got time to clean.” Never stand around when it’s slow. Fold napkins, shine silverware, sweep. Whatever. ”Get this f&$&ing order out of my window right now, or me and Rob (the sautée chef) are going to cut holes in your neck and bump d$&ks in the middle.” Chefs are crude, degenerate mofo’s in general, but it pays to stay on their good side. Make sure to get the food out of the window and onto the tables before it “dies” under the heat lamps. Also, when a chef/bartender is in the weeds (busy), don’t pester them. She doesn’t want to learn this lesson the hard way. Finally, there definitely something to be said for a server/busser being overly attentive. She’ll need to find happy medium between being properly attentive and being annoying.

Definitely NSFW Musician/DJ, Dan Deacon, recorded himself commenting while watching TV with the volume turned off. That audio was then synced to a CGI video of a lizard. People claimed he was on LSD while doing so, but he since has denied that. Randomly hilarious.

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A bit blurry, but this one cracks me up every time.

Sadly, Bill Polian has been a train wreck for about 5 years now. Just about everything that comes out of his mouth lately is idiotic. Also, his reasoning for stating that Lamar Jackson should play WR in the NFL instead of QB was that he was “too short.” LJ is 6’3” Time to put Bill out to pasture. https://www.google.com/amp/amp.thecomeback.com/nfl/bill-polian-please-stop-talking.html

What the....?

Ummmm....there’s an incumbent starting QB on the roster. Remember a guy named Flacco? Name another QB from this draft that has a strangle hold on the starting QB position right now. LJ just happens to be ABLE to be involved in the offense in other ways. Stop the hate.

So draft position is the only thing that matters? Say hello to Russell Wilson ?

Fair enough, man. I don’t even like Lamar Jackson as a prospect, but I don’t agree with your Tyrod comparison. You REALLY don’t like LJ. Did he steal your girlfriend or something? ?

Ever watch Tyrod Taylor in college? Lamar Jackson is miles ahead of him in every facet of the game coming out of college.

YOU compared him to Tyrod Taylor. I think that is a bad comparison. I’d say more like Vick than Taylor. Certainly a better passer coming out of college than TT was coming out of VTech. And LJ has improved every season. Thank you.

Well, he can run a lot faster. ? Also, LJ’s arm is a howitzer compared to Peterman’s. Whether or not either of them can be consistently accurate in a NFL game remains to be seen.

He’s a better passer just coming out of college than Tyrod is right now after ample NFL experience. AND he is a far superior athlete. Everybody knows that...

It’s illegal I think. Edit: yeah let’s get a phone doctor’s note for poor Josh and his slow eyes.

Exactly. He is one of the greatest athletes to come out of college football since Vince Young, and he’s an electric playmaker. They’d be crazy to not find a role for him out there. Even if it’s just a few jet sweeps or gadget type plays here and there. Get the ball in his hands, or at least make the defense account for him.

Mouth or rear end. Ahhhh... I'm guessing she's a giver.

I thought sodomy referred specifically to sticking something up someone's back side. No?

Sodomy? Yes please....