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Johnny Hammersticks

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  1. The best part of the “fight” is the unmistakeable look of regret on Robin’s face about 3 steps into his charge to the mound.
  2. Yeesh....similar experience here... I got my head “pile-drived” right into a brick wall outside a bar in Geneva one night during my sophomore year of college. Two unmarked police SUVs screached into the parking lot, about 4-5 cops jumped out, and my friend and I got tackled. Turns out a guy who matched my description stole a bottle of booze from behind the bar I was drinking at and then ran out when confronted on the dance floor (with liquor bottle in hand). Amazing that there was more than one 5’11” Caucasian males with light brown hair at a bar in Geneva, NY ? F$&@ed my head up pretty bad....had road rash from my forehead all the way down the side of my face. I didn’t get an apology. The funniest part was I was drinking in the bar under age. The cops never even ID’ed me!
  3. I thumped a cop in the forehead with a beer cap. Would that get you clubbed like a seal in foggy London?
  4. Jeebus Christmas that's a tad excessive!! When I got my first underage drinking ticket I was 17 years old and at a house party. I was standing out front with a couple buddies watching the spectacle (basically the cops were just telling kids to go home), and I got the really smart idea to flick a beer cap at a police officer. Never thought in a zillion years I would hit him...must have been 10-15 feet away. SMACK...right in the forehead!! I got tackled, cuffed, and brought to the drunk tank for the night. Fortunately, I was polite and very apologetic, so the police officer took mercy on me. I only got the ticket for underage drinking. I think it was like $65 or something. My uncle happened to be a Lieutenant for the city police. I think that's the reason I spent the night in jail AND got off with just a ticket.
  5. I thought underage drinking just got you an appearance ticket and eventually a fine and/or community service. I've had a few of those. You got full-on arrested?! Where were you?
  6. Nolan Ryan v Robin Ventura. Best baseball fight ever.
  7. I’m cool with letting them go for a little while, but let’s face it, sports are becoming increasing pussified every year. Hell, you barely even see any fights in hockey anymore. Suxx.
  8. Women sweeping off porches? That’s not very exciting...
  9. That giant mole the make-up artist put on his cheek initially ?
  10. Definitely. We had seasons from ‘86 until I think ‘01 or ‘02 when my father’s health declined a bit and I was in grad school. I went to just about every home game during that span. Now my son is a HUGE Bills fan in Pats country.
  11. It has been my experience that it is quite rare for starters to stay after practice and sign a bunch of autographs. A guy like Shady might stop to sign one or two, or take a quick picture, but then quickly into the locker room. You’ll have better luck getting autographs from rookies and/or lesser known guys. Also, you have to fight through a crowd of middle aged men, who seemingly are looking to get autographs to sell on eBay or something. I “had words” with a guy who kept nudging my 7 year old son to the side, so he could reach over top of him to get his “glossy photos” closer to Charles Clay, Preston Brown, and Tyrod. I’ve found that the best place to get autographs is on the fence just to the right of the large bleachers. Get there 10-15 minutes prior to the final horn, and stay right on the fence. It’s really hit or miss, but I’ve found that we’ve been more likely to get autographs at the night sessions. FWIW.
  12. Is 39 old?! I suppose you’re as old as you feel. I have pretty diverse tastes when it comes to music, and I do enjoy Skynard. Comparing Young and Skynard to me in a no-brainer though. Skynard=good, Young=great. Similar to actors or professional athletes, I don’t really give a crap about their politics. Do you?
  13. In his defense, however, who hasn’t had to desperately rub one out in a Target parking lot?
  14. Did they just say Iceland beats Argentina 1-1?! What the hell is that??
  15. I believe there was a meeting at school when I shared this Dad joke with my kindergarten teacher, Mrs. Vanallstein. Q: How come momma jack-o-lantern can’t have any babies? A: Because daddy jack-o-lantern has a hall-o-weenie.
  16. Norwegian Wood and In My Life are two of my favorite Beatles tunes. I could play Rubber Soul on repeat. Maybe not the best, but my favorite.
  17. If you can’t beat them on the field, beat them off.
  18. Italy didn’t make it?! That’s like Canada not making the cut in hockey, right?
  19. They all look the same ?
  20. Neil Young. Not even close.
  21. Gosh, this is a snooze fest. I wish Messi would go ahead and bite someone or something.
  22. A newer one I came across last night. Jared Goff pranks a JUCO team by playing a transfer QB. He plays the role awesome...love when he asks the back-up QB if he is the punter ?
  23. I just don't think she's a good singer. In my opinion, her "schtick" is the appeal here...not her actual singing ability. Not impressed. In fact, I find her act to be annoying.
  24. Yeah, bad tooth to gum ratio.
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