Johnny Hammersticks

Oh shoot! Happy F’in birthday hammer! 🍻

Could ‘Cuse be making a late push? Red and Straughn with the full court press? 😂

BIG 🤞

Hosanna in the highest!!

Wasn’t it John 23:12 that read “The time was six o'clock on the Swatch watch. No time to chill, got a date, can't be late. Hey, the girl is gonna do me. Move to the Jacuzzi, ooh, that booty. Smack it up, flip it, rub it down, oh, no!” Amen…

I totally get it, but I see it as immediate gratification as opposed to a potential larger pay day if he develops in college for another season. I’m biased though.

Where’s he gonna go though? He’s likely a 2nd round draft pick at this point. Does he develop in the D League for a bit? Does he go to Europe? I think he’ll make more in NIL money if he stays for a year. I just don’t understand this.

I haven’t heard anything. This would suck. Selfishly, I want him back obviously. I really do think he can be a 2024 lottery pick with another year of good coaching and improving his outside shot.

Nice! My wife just last Friday got notice that her loans were also forgiven through the PSLF program. Between the two of us, that’s ~$1200/month in additional income. Life altering. We both made about 50-60 additional payments than the 120 required.

This is great. I love Wed Anderson. Owen Wilson as Darth Vader….”Woah.” 😂

Looks like he has good speed, but doesn’t seem to create separation. Good blocker. Probably great at jump balls. I like it. Why not take a gamble on a physical specimen in the 5th round?

If I stay up until midnight and they trade out of the first round I’ll be pissed….or extremely happy.

Why would Boeheim pay this family off? He didn’t do anything illegal. If he wanted to help the family financially that’s one thing, but this almost implies some degree of guilt.

44 years old and I love me some Tay-Tay.

So I says to Mabel, I says….

I think it’s an old, old wooden ship used during the Civil War era.

Watching at home. I took a personal day on Friday. Probably get tipsy and order a pizza. Maybe not in that order.

2024 power forward, right? I had heard the same thing recently. There was one other school (I believe Maryland) that was also still in the mix….

Red Autry recruiting HARD right now. He’s everywhere and in person meeting with these kids. Future looks bright.

I was just joking. I put my cart in the little corral thing. May peace be with you. Life Hacks!!! If you want to get out of work a couple hours early, but not use the personal time, tell them your child got in a fight with some MS-13 gang members at recess. No one will question.

I think I smoked opium this way one time. Life Hacks!! When you tote your groceries out to your car in the cart, just leave it in front of your car. No need to return it. They have people for that.

I went down to Myrtle Beach this past week for break. We drove all night and got there at like 10am. The kids wanted to go right to the beach, but I was exhausted. I figured a cup of coffee and smoke a bowl and I’m good to go for a few hours. Problem…I forgot to pack my pipe and no papers. I successfully made a bowl out of a granola bar and it worked wonderfully. Just smooshed it all up and then shaped it around the handle of a wooden cooking spoon. Life hacks!