A white feather against a bright cloudless blue sky flutters downward, floating back and forth until it lands at the feet of Brent Musberger and Katherine Webb sitting on a park bench on the Alabama campus.
MUSBERGER: Hi, I'm Brent Musberger! [Holds out a box of chocolates] Would you like a chocolate ma'am? Keith Jackson always said, "Whoooa Nelly! Life is like a box of chocolates... all of them are TOUCHDOWN, AL-A-BAMA!" You look like you have some mighty fine shoes on... beautiful women like you always have the best shoes. Keith Jackson loved shoes- he'd always wear the best ones, and tell me, now Brent, you gotta get the best shoes to impress the ladies, like magic shoes, and I have some magic shoes.
WEBB: [Rolls eyes] Why sir, I know who you are! I'm sure you know A.J. as well... he has shoes... two shoes that's are gonna KICK YOUR ASS! Go get 'em, A.J.!!!!
[A.J. McCarron enters scene, and proceeds to kick Musberger squarely in the butt and thoroughly beats down Musberger, as Webb looks on]