ExiledInIllinois Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 "Much too good for these bohemians!" ~The electrician at my work "Take a flyin' phuck at a rolling donout!" ~My father Oh... You want good quotes: A few from Frost: "A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain." ~Robert Frost "Always fall in with what you're asked to accept. Take what is given, and make it over your way. My aim in life has always been to hold my own with whatever's going. Not against: with." ~Robert Frost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assquatch Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 "This is a good intercourse Champagne"---My wife last week at a Champagne tasting. I think that she meant a good Champagne for in between courses. Maybe not. Stay tuned. I think that was a very classy way of saying "this is a good !@#$ing champagne". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 "This is a good intercourse Champagne"---My wife last week at a Champagne tasting. I think that she meant a good Champagne for in between courses. Maybe not. Stay tuned. If she said that last week and nothing happened since, it ain't gonna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ieatcrayonz Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 If she said that last week and nothing happened since, it ain't gonna Chef reeeeeeeeeeeeally wants to tell you that I already said that but his keyboard is too sticky. He has Sage's friend booked on the first flight out to lick the problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 Chef reeeeeeeeeeeeally wants to tell you that I already said that but his keyboard is too sticky. He has Sage's friend booked on the first flight out to lick the problem. Sage Rosenfelds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Vader Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 "My fellow citizens, the Presidency is not a journey of personal discovery." ------------ Sarah Palin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No QB - No Bueno Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 'A stiff rooster has no conscience' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 'A stiff rooster has no conscience' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Philly McButterpants Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 "There seems to be something wrong with our bloody ships today." Admiral David Beatty "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass . . and I'm all out of bubbelgum." Johnny Nada Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chandler#81 Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 From the 'Marv-elous' one: Once you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep 'til noon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Molon Labe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Enough is enough! I have had it with these mother!@#$ing snakes on this mother!@#$ing plane! Boy..if I could only have a nickel for every time I've used that quote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tennesseeboy Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 "The pivotal moments in our life are never our moments of triumph." I don't know who said it, but it has made me think a lot in difficult times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Fischer Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 In every battle there comes a time when both sides consider themselves beaten, then he who continues the attack wins. -- Ulysses S. Grant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 "Follow me. Follow me to freedom!" -Charlie Steiner "Sometimes the best team doesn't win." -An incredibly bitter Brendan Morrison during his Hobey Baker acceptance speech, the day after his Michigan team was eliminated from the NCAA semi-finals. "No you can't" -Me in response to Miami of Ohio fans chanting "Yes we can" after their team went up 3-1 late in the finals of the NCAA hockey tourney last month Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delete This Account Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Here's a couple of favs that immediately come to mind: ¶ "I still don't know who that is. Who is this Willie Parker?" -- Bills cornerback Terrence Mcgee, Jan. 2, 2005, in response to reporters referencing Parker, the Steelers-then fourth-string running back, gaining 102 yards rushing in a 29-24 win in the 2004 season finale that ended Buffalo's hopes of making the playoffs. ¶ ¶ "It was an honor. This is my last year. It don't look like I'm going to be holding no championship trophy over my head, so I wanted to get the feel of one." -- Charles Barkley of the Houston Rockets Nov. 30, 1999, in response to question of him holding the CFL Grey Cup championship trophy the night before in nightclub celebrating with the Hamilton Tiger-Cats. ¶ ¶ The ones who love us best, are the ones we'll lay to rest, ¶ and visit their graves on holidays at best. ¶ The ones who love us least, are the ones we'll die to please. ¶ If it's any consolation, I don't begin to understand them. ¶ -- The Replacements, "Bastards of Young. ¶ ¶ Anywhere's better than here. ¶ -- The Replacements, "Anywhere's Better Than Here." jw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricojes Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 the ten seconds it takes to put on a condom beats the hell out of the ten years you have to pretend to like soccer --Charlie Harper What's shaking, Norm? All four cheeks and a couple of chins. --Norm Peterson Women. Can't live with 'em ... pass the beer nuts. --Norm Peterson Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. --Oscar Wilde Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. --Erica Jong The problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. --Robin Williams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Women. Can't live with 'em ... pass the beer nuts. --Norm Peterson Was it Al Bundy that said "Women. Can't live with 'em" and then just stopped right there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Was it Al Bundy that said "Women. Can't live with 'em" and then just stopped right there? We need to resurrect Al's former club. The National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Mastery (NO MA'AM) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HereComesTheReignAgain Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 We need to resurrect Al's former club. The National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Mastery (NO MA'AM) I have a NO MA'AM shirt! I'm in. We need more Al Bundy quotes! "That's what being a man is all about, Steve. Making mistakes and not caring." "Yeah, doggone it. If we could only be comfortable with our age like you darn gals. You know, I mean, in the morning you go into the bathroom, a little blush, a little mascara and voila. You got an old woman scared of rain. Then you try and clean and jerk your breasts into a bra, ease some exercise pants over that front and back belly, go down to the market and flirt with the bag boy. I guess what I'm trying to say is it's just pretty pathetic when we guys try to cling to our youth." "Hooters, hooters, yum yum yum. Hooters hooters on a girl that's dumb." "I've seen her from the front, I've seen her from the back. / I've seen her in a chair, I've seen her in a sack. / I've seen her stand, I've seen her crouch. / I've seen her on her stupid couch. / I do not like her in the mall, I do not like her in the hall. / I do not like her in my life, I do not like my big red wife." and of course! "Let's rock." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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