Pete Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 I love a good quote and have many. Some of my favorites- "Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever." -- Mahatma Gandhi "Words that do not match deeds are unimportant" -- Che Guereva "Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood" --Oscar Wilde "I can resist everything except temptation." --Oscar Wilde "Work is the curse of the drinking classes." --Oscar Wiilde there are a few (I could quote Oscar Wilde all day!). What are some of the better quotations you have heard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 "Yeah, sure, why not, I'll have another beer" -----Poojer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 "In France the perfect breast will fill a Champagne glass. In the Bronx it'll clog a toilet." -------Anonymous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nervous Guy Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 "If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." -Brooke Shields "I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them." -George Bush You know, if I were a single man, I might ask that mummy out. That's a good-looking mummy! - Bill Clinton, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mantis Toboggan M.D Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 "Milk are for babies, when you get older you drink beer. "- Arnold Schwarzenegger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 "Yeah, sure, why not, I'll have another beer" -----Poojer I hope they serve beer in hell -Tucker Max Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 I believe there's something out there watching over us. Unfortunately, it's the government. Woody Allen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HereComesTheReignAgain Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 "You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." Winston Churchill "He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. " Winston Churchill "One ought never to turn one's back on a threatened danger and try to run away from it. If you do that, you will double the danger. But if you meet it promptly and without flinching, you will reduce the danger by half. Never run away from anything. Never!" Winston Churchill "Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. " Winston Churchill "Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel." Homer Simpson "Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems." Homer Simpson "The brain doesn't need blood. It just needs to be kept wet." Al Bundy "Soon our mouths will be alive with dead animals of every race and religion." Al Bundy "I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HereComesTheReignAgain Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 It can't be a quote thread without the wise ramblings of Peter Griffin! "The deep south? Isn't that the place where the black guys are really lazy and all the white guys are just as lazy but they're mad at the black guys for being so lazy?" Lois Griffin: "Peter, have you been up all night watching chick movies?" Peter Griffin: "Lois, before I found these movies, women only made me cry through my penis. Now they make me cry through my eyes." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Lois Griffin: "Peter, have you been up all night watching chick movies?"Peter Griffin: "Lois, before I found these movies, women only made me cry through my penis. Now they make me cry through my eyes." Thank you kind sir. Now I need a new keyboard since mine's filled with soda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Thank you kind sir. Now I need a new keyboard since mine's filled with soda. Soda...yeah right. Sounds like another case of the sticky keyboard syndrome. Sage??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Soda...yeah right. Sounds like another case of the sticky keyboard syndrome. Sage??? Lois Griffin DOES NOT have that affect on me! ..... everyone around here knows it's Erin Esurance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattyT Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 If you couldn't find time to do it right on the first try, how are you going to find time to do it a second time? ---- One of my professors upon handing me a big project to do over again for half credit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SageAgainstTheMachine Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Soda...yeah right. Sounds like another case of the sticky keyboard syndrome. Sage??? Computer is fixed by the way. I gave it to my friend, one of the smartest people I know, and she returned it to me fixed. She tried to explain, but I didn't understand a lick of it. As for favorite quotes, the one in my signature. "Everybody's got a plan til they get punched in the mouth." Iron Mike Tyson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
In space no one can hear Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 There is a pleasure in the pathless woods, There is a rapture on the lonely shore, There is society, where none intrudes, By the deep sea, and music in its roar: I love not man the less, but Nature more. -Lord Byron- Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth. -Thoreau- Ring the bells that still can ring Forget your perfect offering There is a crack in everything That's how the light gets in. -Leonard Cohen- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Henny Youngman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 ..... everyone around here knows it's Erin Esurance. Good. I'm not the only one. And you know...there's surprisingly little Erin Esurance porn out there on the web. Uh...or so I've heard... But you'd think there'd be more... Favorite quote, by the way...today it's "Are you missing a chromosome, or do you just continually want attention?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bullpen Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Good. I'm not the only one. And you know...there's surprisingly little Erin Esurance porn out there on the web. Uh...or so I've heard... But you'd think there'd be more... Yeah I've HEARD the same thing. Favorite quote (probably have to have seen the interview to really appreciate it.) Tony Gwynn and Ted Williams are on Sports Center talking to each other for the Sunday Evening Conversation. Ted and Tony and talking about weight. Ted says, "So you go about what 190, 195?" Tony says in his whiteman's voice, "No actually I'm about 225 right now." (this was in the late 90s when he was still playing) and ol' Teddy Ballgame obviously not caring that the cameras are rolling says: "Jesus Christ you're a fat fug aren't' ya?" Obviously it was bleeped out, but to this day it's one of my favorite quotes of all time. Wish I could find it on Al Gore's Inner-net somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Vader Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 "Stupidity is frightening." -----Anonymous Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Computer is fixed by the way. I gave it to my friend, one of the smartest people I know, and she returned it to me fixed. She tried to explain, but I didn't understand a lick of it. She's smart and unstuck the keys by licking them? And this girl is just a friend? You're gay right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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