Nick in RaChaCha Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 101 When you pick her up suggest that you spend 1 hour praying together before you leave for dinner. god please bless mommy and daddy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluenews Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 101 When you pick her up suggest that you spend 1 hour praying together before you leave for dinner. god please bless mommy and daddy... 407393[/snapback] 100 take "IT" out!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 #99 - Wearing a Ron Mexico Jersey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 98...Babble on all night about this great Bills message board called twobillsdrive, only to find out she doesn't know a football from a baseball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsGuyInMalta Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 97: You show up at the door to greet her wearing tight little shorts, no shirt, a little red hat, after doing some farming or something because you are covered in dirt. She wont think its very awseome, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartyBall4Buffalo Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 96. Compare her to your ex gf all night telling her how much she reminds you of her, and what she would do in certain situations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TC in St. Louis Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 95. Show up in a "Too Drunk to F%%K t-shirt, and take her to The Aristocrats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 94. Wait till she answers the door before you find out that she weighs more than you do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartyBall4Buffalo Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 93. Never ask her who she thinks is better Kirk or Picard and hold her answer against her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigdaddyinOrlando Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 93. Say My mamma sats I'm the best kisser in the family! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 92. Invite her to your house, make her a Short Bus Rettata for dinner and stick a note under the pickle juice dispenser that says "If you think I did this this fast, wait 'til you get me naked." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluenews Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 91 show up with your girlfriend and her three kids (who all packed a lunch) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UConn James Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 91. If it's snowing the night of the date, do NOT rush outside to pee your name in the snow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob in SC Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 Tell her that you talk regularly on the phone to J P Losman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
col_forbin Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 88. Say "today marks the 1 month anniversey since my last herpes breakout!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 tell her that your name is george, your unemployed and live with your parents Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 let one go in the restaurant and blame it on her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartyBall4Buffalo Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 85. If you happen to get lucky after or during the act of sex never utter the phraze "Don't worry there's no need to panic" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Like A Mofo Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 84. Do not tell her you are the Son of Satan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 83. Do not tell her TD made you take her out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 83. Mention the restraining order your last date filed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 ask her if she's into bukakke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PJBrown Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 82 Tell her she doesn't sweat much for a fat chick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Tomcat Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 81 ask her mom for a threesome.....this ALWAYS works! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtdoak Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 80. Tell her that you wore the belt with the 'extra holes' so you can go to an all you eat Buffet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 79 tell her you wanna !@#$ her doggystyle in klignon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 78 tell her that you feel a lot better since the sex change Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Lamb Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 #76 Don't Ask for her sister's cell phone # Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Y. Orangeman Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 75. Do not take her to a restaurant that serves fried noodles with pickle juice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frez Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 #74 Ask her if she has the HIV virus.....when she says no..........tell her Whoooooa, good cause I don't want to go through that again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macdaddy Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 #73 Take her to the King Edward under the guise that they have a great cheeseburger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartyBall4Buffalo Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 #72 take her to a resturante and as she's eating make a concerned face and tell her "maybe you shouldn't eat that you're getting a little big in the hips" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tux of Borg Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 #71 Leave your valtrex out in plain view. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UConn James Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 70. "No, I don't have a job. I live in the basement and I'm building an exact replica of the flying saucer that landed in the backyard three years ago. When I'm not looking at online porn, that is." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsGuyInMalta Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 69: Proclaim to her when you get back to her place "Do you know what Hot Karl is? Good...then this will all be new to you then..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UConn James Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 69. "Wow, you're a cool lady!........... Wanna 69?" (Oh, come on. You knew it was coming.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UConn James Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 68. "My old girlfriend, Mary, was so beautiful. She looked kind of like you. I used to bring her here all the time.... Do you mind if I call you Mary?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExWNYer Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 #67 Ask: "Soooooooooooo, does the carpet match the drapes?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 Good Thing to do on a first date: Watch a DVD Bad thing to do on a first date: Watch DVD of "You Got Served" I still can't believe she rented that gawd awful movie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 #65 Show her where the bodies are buried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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