Reuben Gant Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 49. Never tell her "This relationship could really heat up with a little cosmetic surgery. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartyBall4Buffalo Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 48. If your date is wearing perfume or body spray or even smells like she didn't shower in 3 months never say "Something smells funny" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 47 - don't tell her how well your mother can cook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smokinandjokin Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 46. Definitely don't ask her if she is a member of the Brown Eye Brigade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smuvtalker Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 45. Take her to McDonalds for a first date, and when you get up to the counter, remind her that money doesn't grow on trees. GO BILLS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartyBall4Buffalo Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 44. Never go to pick up your date and when she gets to the door tell her "Oh... you're wearing that? " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 43. Don't mention that you are an amatuer proctologist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 42) Dont ask if you could see her growler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lawnboy1977 Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 41 Tell her you have the exact same dress she is wearing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 40 Ask her if she likes musicals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gantrules Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 39) Tell her you got her number off the bathroom wall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zamboni Man Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 38. Tell her it rubs the lotion on its skin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotStuckonStupid Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 ask her if she likes tube steak with her pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluenews Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 thirty-six Show her your femine side.........wear a Tom Brady jersey on the first date and only use your left hand.ALL NIGHT!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LabattBlue Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 35. Don't go south unless you are positive you won't regret it(hygiene issues ). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 Check in with your probation officer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theesir Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 34. "Oh, you look fine, we're just going to my mom's house for dinner, she doesn't see that well anyway" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UConn James Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 33. OK, this actually happened to me.... Don't wait for three hours in the library for a study date then, when you get up from your notes b/c you figured "What the !@#$? I'm here," and look over the partition, there she is, then still proceed to the downstairs to study.* *'Study'ing to consist of two phone calls from her boss (she was a stripper), informing that her anti-depressant makes her "get all wet" driving down the highway and she just wanted to cheat on her boyfriend (who she suspected was cheating on her), and finding out that she was really, really stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost of BiB Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 33. OK, this actually happened to me.... Don't wait for three hours in the library for a study date then, when you get up from your notes b/c you figured "What the !@#$? I'm here," and look over the partition, there she is, then still proceed to the downstairs to study.* *'Study'ing to consist of two phone calls from her boss (she was a stripper), informing that her anti-depressant makes her "get all wet" driving down the highway and she just wanted to cheat on her boyfriend (who she suspected was cheating on her), and finding out that she was really, really stupid. 408250[/snapback] Three hours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gross Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 32. We're in luck! They're removing a spleen at the local medical school surgical observation theater, and I got us in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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