I have a hypothesis re: Allen that checks a couple boxes

[Royale with Cheese]

2 minutes ago, boyst said:

Rumor has it you delivered a baby this past Sunday....

 

It was a painful baby.

[Buffalo Streaker]

33 minutes ago, thenorthremembers said:

 

If she is indeed pregnant its going to be 18 years of stumbling around like a stoned Alzheimer's patient. 

Longer than that.

[Big Turk]

Hailee has apparently been having some mental health issues since they have been married about the deeper meaning of her life...she called it an existential crisis because of the difference of it all...

 

But she said she really has appreciated being married to him more but it's been a lot to process and she is working thru it on her own...

 

Would not be surprised if this has had some effect on him where he feels the need to be there for her and has his mind off football.

 

https://www.red94.net/news/16009-josh-allen-s-wife-hailee-steinfeld-opens-up-about-marriage-doubts-in-candid-news/

Edited yesterday at 07:47 PM by Big Turk

[Mike in Horseheads]

Maybe she served Josh with divorce papers.

[BuffaloBillyG]

36 minutes ago, Simon said:

 

It's not even the lack of sleep, extra duties, etc.

I am 100% convinced that having your first child rewires a guys brain and turns every man into a bumbling buffoon from about the 5th month of pregnancy until the baby is approaching a year old.

I mean, same can be said for him getting married to a woman that can open all kinds of doors for his future. 

 

Look, at one point I think Josh saw himself as just a football player. I wouldn't doubt if his goals were a long the lines of player-> analyst -> retired. 

 

Now I think he can see there are more important things than football. A family. A career AFTER football that doesn't involve the NFL. He's quickly become probably the most recognizable and most marketed player in the NFL. And he knows he can get those things and live a long, happy successful life with or without a Super Bowl ring. 

[extrahammer]

FWIW she hasn't been seen as much publicly lately. 

[Gregg]

1 minute ago, BuffaloBillyG said:

I mean, same can be said for him getting married to a woman that can open all kinds of doors for his future. 

 

Look, at one point I think Josh saw himself as just a football player. I wouldn't doubt if his goals were a long the lines of player-> analyst -> retired. 

 

Now I think he can see there are more important things than football. A family. A career AFTER football that doesn't involve the NFL. He's quickly become probably the most recognizable and most marketed player in the NFL. And he knows he can get those things and live a long, happy successful life with or without a Super Bowl ring. 

 

All true but knowing how competitive Allen is watching him play all these years he wants that Super Bowl championship. I think it would matter to him if he didn't win one.

[BuffaloBillyG]

1 minute ago, Gregg said:

 

All true but knowing how competitive Allen is watching him play all these years he wants that Super Bowl championship. I think it would matter to him if he didn't win one.

Wants? Absolutely. But I don't think it's as important to him as it was a year or two ago. 

[milfandcookies]

Dumb idea. If she was pregnant he would be at the top of his game right now. Men get a boost with fatherhood 

[Dillenger4]

He's getting older and is sure slower this year than in past seasons. I call it age.

Hailey Preggers? Even if she is... Josh wouldn't play worse, or run slower like he is. So no, not a "thing".

If she is second guessing marriage as stated above in this thread - then wham! That would be mental health pain for both of them. Def affect his play and attitude!

I hope that isn't true and he's just slower due to being older and being chased by the young guns in this league. It catches up with everyone. some sooner than others.

 

I also hear from a reliable friend that he eats a LOT of gummies.

[transient]

Or, hear me out on this, his WRs suck and his OC inexplicably takes Cook out of games…

[Billl]

Tyreek had 4 baby mamas in 2023 alone and still put up 1800 yards and 13 TDs.

[YoloinOhio]

1 hour ago, Simon said:

 

Haley is pregnant with their first and Josh is going to spend the next year or so stumbling through life like a stoned Alzheimer's patient.

HER first 👀

[stlbills13]

Something is up with him. My theory is close to yours but less joyful. 

[YoloinOhio]

Just now, stlbills13 said:

Something is up with him. My theory is close to yours but less joyful. 

[stlbills13]

15 minutes ago, milfandcookies said:

Dumb idea. If she was pregnant he would be at the top of his game right now. Men get a boost with fatherhood 

My golf game got so much better after my first child. Even better after the second. Work performance went down though 

[Johnnycage46]

4 minutes ago, YoloinOhio said:

I can't look away.

[Simon]

15 minutes ago, Billl said:

Tyreek had 4 baby mamas in 2023 alone and still put up 1800 yards and 13 TDs.

 

No matter how many kids he has, Tyreek will never be a father.

[TheBrownBear]

1 hour ago, Simon said:

 

It's not even the lack of sleep, extra duties, etc.

I am 100% convinced that having your first child rewires a guys brain and turns every man into a bumbling buffoon from about the 5th month of pregnancy until the baby is approaching a year old.

It lowers testosterone by 30%, but usually not until the baby arrives.

[Gregg]

23 minutes ago, milfandcookies said:

Dumb idea. If she was pregnant he would be at the top of his game right now. Men get a boost with fatherhood 

 

Unless your name is Al Bundy.