Are Aliens Going to Attack?

[Fleezoid]

https://www.outkick.com/culture/potential-alien-attack-floating-object

 

Are we going to be at war before football season is over? 

 

Or maybe it'll just turn into an intergalactic kegger. 

 

Where's K and J when you need them. 

[BuffaloBill]

I wonder when we will be attacked by good looking aliens. Why do they always send really ugly ones?

[UConn James]

 

I think many people would be in favor of this at this point.

[ChevyVanMiller]

I think this might be appropriate for this thread ↓

https://www.twobillsdrive.com/community/topic/132370-ufo-found-on-ocean-floor/#comment-2201346

[teef]

they're all going to want to mate with me.  

[Augie]

2 minutes ago, teef said:

they're all going to want to mate with me.  

 

Just like high school and college for you. Some things never change! 

[Fr. Jerk]

43 minutes ago, teef said:

they're all going to want to mate with me.  

 

"There he goes.... homeboy ****ed a martian once." 

[Augie]

5 minutes ago, Fr. Jerk said:

 

"There he goes.... homeboy ****ed a martian once." 

[teef]

26 minutes ago, Fr. Jerk said:

 

"There he goes.... homeboy ****ed a martian once." 

once?

[Simon]

47 minutes ago, Fr. Jerk said:

 

"There he goes.... homeboy ****ed a martian once." 

 

***** one Martian and then for the rest of your life it's all "That guy's a Martian*****er"

[Augie]

30 minutes ago, teef said:

once?

 

Are you bragging? 

 

Once, twice, three times a Martian…….

[Simon]

11 minutes ago, Augie said:

 

Are you bragging? 

 

Once, twice, three times a Martian…….

 

It's like having our very own Jim Kirk.

 

 

 

"Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not an obstetr...... oh, shlt..."

 

[BuffaloBill]

1 hour ago, teef said:

they're all going to want to mate with me.  

As I said earlier, they are all ugly. I fear to see the spawn.

[Fr. Jerk]

2 hours ago, teef said:

once?

 

Hey, Martian, I know you seen Mars, but you ever ride Space Mountain?

 

 

[That's No Moon]

God I hope so. I'm pretty sure the world is already run by lizard people so I'm here for the lizard people v. Alien war.